Love live Long Chile: New Map of Western Hemisphere by 16 year old incites existential dilemmas

[QuinchoOsito]

Lmao. Craig Calcaterra is a great baseball writer but he has clearly been surpassed by his daughter in every way

Edit: also the best patch notes are the 1-2 punch of "Virginia renamed East Virginia" immediately followed by "West Virginia renamed Virginia"

 

[Grimminski]

Wyoming deemed unnecessary & removed

This is the greatest

 

[Chirotera]

I've never really wanted kids, but if I ever have them I'd hope they turned out like her.

 

[Deleted member 13496]

Wyoming deemed unnecessary & removed

This is the greatest

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At least Wyoming has great skiing. The fuck do Ohio and Kansas even do, get rid of them.

 

[Ryuhza]

What's up with Mega Texas?

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[AndyD]

I have not had a good laugh like this in a while.

Unanimous vote for Idaho is what got me. So perfectly absurd.

 

[andymcc]

does ohio 2 have legal weed

 

[Palette Swap]

Favorite part of that thread :

 

[Grimminski]

At least Wyoming has great skiing. The fuck do Ohio and Kansas even do, get rid of them.

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Skyline Chili and Noah's Ark

Ohio 2 has both, fyi.

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Favorite part of that thread :

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Lmao

 

[Deleted member 13496]

Skyline Chili and Noah's Ark

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Is that where you put chili on spaghetti? That's Ohio right?

 

[Grimminski]

Is that where you put chili on spaghetti? That's Ohio right?

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Absofuckinglutely

 

[Dany]

I am all here for long Chile

 

[Firewithin]

Reading his timeline and seeing the text convos are hilarious.

"Glad I can cause an inconvenience " lol

 

[Dyle]

Rename Maryland to Northeast Virginia

 

[Deleted member 58401]

Good job, kid. Her texts throughout the twitter thread are great.

 

[Diablos]

"Minnesota renamed East Dakota"

Lmao

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Yeah... dumb.

 

[Sordid Plebeian]

Swear to god I've seen this somewhere before

 

[Whitemex]

Eh i would have given Chile a little more girth

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Bravo.

 

[Zero-ELEC]

The concept of Long Chile has long existed.

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It's Chile's natural conclusion.

 

[lunarworks]

I saw a different map with Long Chile a few weeks ago. I wonder if I can find it.

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The concept of Long Chile has long existed.

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Yup, that one. The map designed to piss everyone off.

 

[Akita One]

How is Chile getting the whole Pacific and Carribean water fronts...fuck that 😂

*in the Chris Rock cheap guy skit voice*

"You want the whole Pacific Rim? DAMN...how about we throw in the Atlantic coast up to Virginia Beach and we can still get some crabs from Alaska..."

 

[Cels]

How is Chile getting the whole Pacific and Carribean water fronts...fuck that 😂

*in the Chris Rock cheap guy skit voice*

"You want the whole Pacific Rim? DAMN...how about we throw in the Atlantic coast up to Virginia Beach and we can still get some crabs from Alaska..."

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ask croatia about getting pretty much the entire coast of yugoslavia after the breakup

 

[Deleted member 21709]

This is awesome.

 

[Teggy]

I feel like this is background work for her upcoming dystopian YA series.

 

[SpankyDoodle]

I feel like this is background work for her upcoming dystopian YA series.

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If it had the same absurdist comedic tone as the map does I would totally read it.

 

[Altazor]

CHI CHI CHI

LE LE LE

VIVA VIVA LONG CHILE

 

[Kurdel]

I just lost it at Long Chile

 

[Mirage]

This is funny.

 

[TheMango55]

Damn it we already have too many Ohios and she wants to go and add another one!

 

[CrankyJay]

Haha, this kid is great

 

[mclem]

I like this young lady's sense of humour.

 

[Pascal]

Is...Alaska just gone? Does anyone wanna look into this? Or are we cool with it?

 

[the_id]

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This kid is a genius...Love how her dad treats her too.

 

[Adnor]

We Long Chileans like to live dangerously, soon we will conquer the entire Ring Of Fire.

 

[Tlaloc]

Sweet driving from Texas to Canada without even leaving the state. Just need some high speed rail for the cherry on top

 

[Altazor]

We Long Chileans like to live dangerously, soon we will conquer the entire Ring Of Fire.

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soon EVERY earthquake will be in Long Chile MWAHAHAHA

a most dastardly scheme

 

[Adnor]

soon EVERY earthquake will be in Long Chile MWAHAHAHA

a most dastardly scheme

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We'll harness the power of the earth itself.

 

[Inspector Detector]

The kid's alright

 

[Kraid]

Craig wrote a really great blog post about this today.

 

[Alent]

Virginia named East Virginia
West Virginia renamed Virginia

holy shit got me

 

[mclem]

Craig wrote a really great blog post about this today.

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Okay, this family is awesome as a whole.

 

[SpankyDoodle]

Craig wrote a really great blog post about this today.

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THICC I'm dying lmfao

 

[perfectchaos007]

That kid needs an Ivy League scholarship. Hopefully a geography major

 

[Serpens007]

Long Live Long Chile, we'll be able to invade every country at once when the shoreline sink us

Lmao I love gen z humor

 

[Deleted member 6254]

As a citizen living on the territory called Long Chile I demand you to stop making fun of our pan-american country.

We will go to war for this.

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The Chilean-American War is clearly outlined in the map, and as a resident of the new (and improved) East Virginia, I say good luck to all in the coming battle.

 

[Vern]

Twitter remains the absolute worst way to share photos. Do they not display fully without clicking solely because they want you to click on it? There has to be a way for their devs to make it so you can see the full fucking picture goddam

 

[Shibi]

I definitely want to read the dystopian novel this map is the basis for.

 

[iksenpets]

I need to figure out exactly how much Chile has been lengthened by, and then scale the Chilean flag to the same ratio to make the glorious banner of Long Chile.

 

[Handicapped Duck]

I'll have to be dead and buried six feet under before I recognize East Dakota. I swear we'd merge with Canada, or if they don't want us, put aside our differences with Wisconsin and merge with them to whoop their ass.

 

[HStallion]

I mean...the map is entirely fake, and as the title says, a 16 year old redrew the map of the Western Hemisphere...and it's different

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16 year olds do lots of weird stuff