Back in ye olden days during the times of Love Boat 2 a young, beanied man named Sorian came up with a Scum Fakeclaim in order to save himself and his innocent boatmate, Sawneeks. Taking advantage of the deceased Town Virgins he concocted the idea to speak the truth of their role of Hooker but to insist they were Town and not Scum! "But", asked the PhD monkey, "isn't Hooker always a Scum role?". Yet the young Sorian was crafty and was ready for this. He countered that he could not speak for the Gamerunner and their balance choices, he could only speak for the Town role he and his boatmate had received. Through his deceit and conviction the Town was swayed, allowing Sorian and Sawneeks to live until the end where they stood upon the defeated Town in glorious victory.