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Oct 25, 2017
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Exactly what the topic title says. Remember, though, the change has to be a relatively minor one. You can't go and say something like "make Uncharted open world", because that would necessitate a full overhaul of the game. Think of this as one minor mechanic added at the last minute to a great game that ruins it.

I'll start:

BLOODBORNE: gets Super Smash Bros. Brawl style tripping. Just randomly. At any time. You may trip. It could be in the middle of a boss battle or a dodge roll or anything. You can't stop it from happening.

BREATH OF THE WILD: Gets map icons and quest markers. These cannot be turned off.

THE WITCHER 3: You cannot use any signs in combat. Use your sword, or nothing.
 

Flandy

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Oct 25, 2017
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Super Mario Bros 1, 3, and World
Jump button just doesn't work 1/100 of the time
 

Phendrift

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Oct 25, 2017
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Metal Gear Solid 1-4: Unskippable cutscenes, even after you've died and restarted, and even on replays on harder difficulties and stuff.
 

ajszenk

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Dec 6, 2017
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The Last of Us: having a binary choice at the end to decide to tell Ellie the truth or not.
 

ASaiyan

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Oct 25, 2017
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Persona 5: Add back the Stamina system from the original release of Persona 3. The game's overlong dungeons morph from mildly tiring to literally unplayable (especially Mementos).

Mwahahahaha...
Persona 4 and 5: no control of party members. Fusion skill inheritance is random.
Ooh, just as evil. Man, OG Persona 3 kinda sucked actually.
 

Datajoy

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Oct 27, 2017
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Angola / Zaire border region.
God of War 2018:
Remove Kratos' beard
Kratos-God-of-War-no-hair.jpg


Objection!
 

Landford

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Oct 25, 2017
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Someone will say "Sekiro add an easy mode" wont they.
 

Jedi2016

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Oct 27, 2017
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God of War: Atreus is vulnerable with shitty AI, and the whole game turns into an escort mission.
 

TGR Onix

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Nov 3, 2017
279
Easy mode in Sekiro. (Yikes. But I do believe it.)
Edit: Aww man. Beaten by a lot.
 
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Nepenthe

When the music hits, you feel no pain.
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Oct 25, 2017
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Classic Sonic Games:

Rolling does not provide invulnerability to normal enemies.
 

The Argus

Member
Oct 28, 2017
2,291
BOTW: Weapons don't break.

RDR2: Weight for both Arthur and horse actually matters.

Last Guardian: Trico actually listens to your first command (I'm serious)