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Nepenthe

When the music hits, you feel no pain.
Administrator
Oct 25, 2017
20,675
Ooh, ooh. Another one.

Overwatch: Sombra's gun is actually good.
 

BouncyFrag

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,772
All the bolts on the air grates in the Arkham Batman games have been strengthened and made unable for Bats to rip off for hiding and surveillance.
 

HardRojo

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
26,095
Peru
BotW: Link talks. (I would actually have loved this)
God of War (2018): Sex minigame
Spider-Man PS4: Every swing is a QTE
 

Noema

Member
Jan 17, 2018
4,904
Mexico CIty
Any FromSoft game: you can now heal instantly from a pause menu without any risk. Also let the player carry unlimited healing items that are incredibly inexpensive.

In other words, turn them into Dragon's Dogma.
 

Efejota

Member
Mar 13, 2018
3,750
In Super Mario Bros you have one button for running and jumping and another for shooting fireballs.
 

electroaffe

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,198
Berlin
The Last of Us - Better AI. Would be too hard then.

The Last Guardian - Better controls and Trico listening. Would feel unnatural.

Killzone 2 - Less input lag. Game would lose its weighty feel.

Zelda: BotW - No weapon degradation. People would just use the weapon they have the most fun with.

Soulsborne - Pause button. Game would become too easy.

Half Life 3 - Existing. Would make all other games look worse.
 

jonjonaug

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,670
Majora's Mask: Have the Bombers give you hints on how to find everything in the game, and they never leave you alone until they give you their hints.
 

RestEerie

Banned
Aug 20, 2018
13,618
Sonic - same speed as mario games
Doom 4 - Reloading, generating health and fall damage
Half Life - Gordon talks
Castlevania SOTN - Alucard controls like an 8bit belmont
Street Fighter 2 - uses the same control sensitive buttons as SF1
Mortal Kombat 2 - Plays like MK1
MK9 - Plays like MKvsDC
Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 - Looks like MvC: Infinite
God of war 4 - No Axe
 

HotSauceMaven

Member
Oct 9, 2018
237
I see your Sekiro Easy mode and raise you a dedicated dodge button for DMC.

/s

Make any Final Fantasy episodic.
Add cool downs to every special move in a Capcom, ArkSys, or NRS fighter.
Remove all puzzles from Zelda.
Teen (or lower)-Rated Mortal Kombat.
 

Aaron

I’m seeing double here!
Member
Oct 25, 2017
18,077
Minneapolis
Sonic 2 - if you're playing as Sonic and Tails, Tails getting hit causes you to lose rings

The beta version (with Hidden Palace) "features" this. Was probably a bug more than an intended mechanic, but holy shit would it have destroyed that game.
 

Deleted member 2317

User-requested account closure
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
7,072
Super Mario Bros 1, 3, and World
Jump button just doesn't work 1/100 of the time
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funky

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
8,527
GTA

1 Star if police see you breaking basic traffic laws such as speeding, running red lights and driving on wrong side of the road.
 

Blade Wolf

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
9,512
Taiwan
Bloodborne, weapon breaks like in BOTW.

Resident Evil 2, unlimited ammo from the start by design.

MGSV, getting spotted will instant fail the mission except boss fights.

DMC5, the entire game you play as Nero.
 

SecondVariety

Member
Oct 29, 2017
381
Mega Man 2, when you defeat a boss, you don't"t automatically get their ability. Instead it's a RNG lootbox with the power being more rare than exotic. Retires start at the boss select.
 

naff

Unshakeable Resolve
Member
Oct 29, 2017
1,453
Metroid, but Samus is dead. You are now her son, and it is a traditional FPS.