- Oct 27, 2017
Jed Lowrie has the entire left side of his body injured. Seriously, that's what the medical report said. Hasn't played a single game this year.
Cespedes stepped into a hole and was never seen again. He may be dead, no one knows.
Nimmo had a tight neck and hasn't played since April.
Cano... Well, who gives a shit about Cano.
And this has been a light year!