1. Fat4all

    Fat4all
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    no wonder the millennials haven’t killed Walmart yet
     
  2. KSweeley

    KSweeley
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  3. ZeoVGM

    ZeoVGM
    Member

    This is actually hilarious.
     
  4. Jimnymebob

    Jimnymebob
    Member

    No, you know what, I want to see Millennial Risk.
     
  5. MattWhite924

    MattWhite924
    Member

    Apparently we're too busy trying to kill Applebee's.
     
  6. Teh_Lurv

    Teh_Lurv
    Member

    "Forget real estate. You can't afford it anyway"

    Damn, Hasbro with the deep cut.
     
  7. Fat4all

    Fat4all
    Community Resettler Member

    they think $1 Long Island ice teas can save them but they are only delaying the inevitable
     
  8. Seems oddly cynical.
     
  9. Tregard

    Tregard
    Member

    Instead of soldiers you're just moving backpackers around the globe
     
  10. Barrel Cannon

    Barrel Cannon
    Member

    Well I know what I'm buying for my friends for Christmas
     
  11. Hollywood Duo

    Hollywood Duo
    Member

    Nah, its all about getting instagram followers.
     
  12. Fat4all

    Fat4all
    Community Resettler Member

    millennial carcassonne would be fascinating
     
  13. Slayven

    Slayven
    You probably post about me on another board. Moderator

    I think there are more version of monopoly then people that actually play monopoly
     
  14. Kanann

    Kanann
    Member

    Just let us die with dignity please, baby boomer.
     
  15. I really loathe participation prizes. Only the first place should get ribbons and medals and trophies. (I'm serious).
     
  16. VAD

    VAD
    Member

    Sluggo is lit: the game
     
  17. Occupying and ruining areas with overtourism.
     
  18. D23

    D23
    Member

    Buying this
     
  19. Oh cool! That dance from Fortnight, lol.
     
  20. Davey Cakes

    Davey Cakes
    Member

    I agree. But, as a millenial who got a participation trophy in track club in 1997, I can say that I never asked for said trophy. I never demanded that I get something for taking part in the activity. Boomers pushed that shit on us and now they point the finger at the monster they created.
     
  21. Figgles

    Figgles
    Member

    I was disappointed to see free parking wasn’t called a safe space.
     
  22. Keasar

    Keasar
    Member

    Like I couldn't hate Monopoly more.

    If all the copies of this curse of a "game" in the world would suddenly self-combust I think we would be rid of a pure evil for once.

    That or organize a board game burning, with only copies of Monopoly.

    God I hate that game...
     
  23. aisback

    aisback
    Member

    I'm sure most people use the term millennial wrong. They mostly mean generation Z.

    This did make me laugh though
     
  24. sibarraz

    sibarraz
    Member

    Are not millenials guys in their 20's and 30's those are the ones having troubling buying real estate, gen z biggest worry is to have enough battery to play fortnite
     
  25. aisback

    aisback
    Member

    Gen Z is anything from 96 I believe.

    I'm just referring to how many people don't understand the difference
     
  26. sangreal

    sangreal
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  27. Forkball

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  28. KSweeley

    KSweeley
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    Huh, it's very strange to me that: 1. This isn't officially announced on Hasbro's site and 2. It's not available for sale via Hasbro's online store.
     
  29. PanzerKraken

    PanzerKraken
    Member

    They don't often announce store exclusives or limited editions of their products. Hasbro is not consistent on these things, often with products on shelves with nothing of it mentioned on their site or no way to buy it outside of from a brick and mortar.
     
  30. KSweeley

    KSweeley
    Community Resettler Member

    WTF... This doesn't make any sense to me.
     
  31. Anteo

    Anteo
    Member

    "Forget real state, you can't afford it anyways"
    lmao
    i want to play this
     
  32. feline fury

    feline fury
    Member

    No income tax or utilities for millenials?
     
  33. PanzerKraken

    PanzerKraken
    Member

    Majority of their business is B&M and try not to compete with retailers with their own online presence. You want that cool new transformer? Nope, you can't get it off their site, but it's only available at a specific store! They will also often only add a product to their own online shop some weeks/months after it's released to stores. Toy stores and such in general are buying less and less products, they are trying to avoid competition and want retailers to feel special. This was seen a lot with their Transformers and GI Joe lines.
     
  34. NeonBlack

    NeonBlack
    Member

    Mom's basement has no bills
     
  35. Millennials ruining board games now.
     
  36. Keasar

    Keasar
    Member

    It's not like the game in question wasn't already awful. If millennials are killing monopoly then I wholeheartedly stand behind this murder.
     
  37. There are some real levels of passive aggressive vitriol that went in to this...
     
  38. RestEerie

    RestEerie
    Member

    Millennials that can take a joke
     
  39. It's funny like those Fox News comedy shows. Has to put captions and labels on everything so we know where the "funny" is. It's really a gift older people will get for younger people because they want to spite laugh at them.
     
  40. Mr. Poolman

    Mr. Poolman
    Member

    MIllenials aren't into capitalism.
     
  41. RestEerie

    RestEerie
    Member

    "Gamers are OUTRAGE at Monopoly"

    "Monopoly was not killed, it was murdered"
     
  42. RestEerie

    RestEerie
    Member

    Are you literally proposing that the millennial generation are the only generation that cannot be "laughed at"? You guys laughed at gen X, gen Y, baby boomers, etc but when it comes your turn, suddenly millennials are 'untouchable' because .....?


    P.S. Am millennials myself. Our generation are not THAT special, damnit. We can take a joke at our expense. Right? Right? Hello?
     
  43. lunarwhale

    lunarwhale
    Member

    lit, the money man's doing the fortnight? that's epic.
     
  44. Keasar

    Keasar
    Member

    I will personally thrust the knife into it's shriveled up, dice rolling, poorly designed heart!
     
  45. RaySpencer

    RaySpencer
    Member

    Gen Y are the millennials.

    Aka people born from like 1980~ to 2000
     
  46. Daffy Duck

    Daffy Duck
    Member

    This is brilliant lol
     
  47. Daffy Duck

    Daffy Duck
    Member

    God damn millennials killed it
     
  48. NoMoreTrolls

    NoMoreTrolls
    Member

    Thread title: goddammit they're going to use the word adulting aren't they

    "Adulting is hard..."

    Fuck
     
  49. nando

    nando
    Member

    Extremely lame