1. kai3345

    kai3345
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    that tag line lmao
     
  2. Miamiwesker

    Miamiwesker
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    Why is the board missing a bunch of spaces. Are millenials too stupid to play the full game?
     
  3. Bramblebutt

    Bramblebutt
    Member

    Yeah, fuck Olympic bronze medalists. (I'm not serious.)
     
  4. Parch

    Parch
    Member

    This is great.
    It's the perfect gift for parents with basement millennials
     
  5. lunarworks

    lunarworks
    Member

    Selling that self-deprecation hard.
     
  6. Aurongel

    Aurongel
    Member

    I refuse to believe that's real... In a weird way it kinda looks too self deprecating to be something that company would greenlight.
     
  7. Burly

    Burly
    Member

    Millennial Monopoly: Where people ignore the auction rule, give out money on free parking, and then complain when the game takes too long.
     
  8. Joe2187

    Joe2187
    Member

    Forget Real estate you cant afford it

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Domcorleone

    Domcorleone
    Member

    I just bought this game. The concept is hilarious and I cant wait to play it with friends and fam
     
  10. Arttemis

    Arttemis
    Member

    The effects of the war on the middle class aren't to be admitted in any form except boardgames.
     
  11. Is it true millenials cannot buy? Or is it because millenials want super expensive downtown homes?
     
  12. EvilChameleon

    EvilChameleon
    Member

    As a Monopoly fanatic, I have just added this to my Christmas "list".
     
  13. Strike

    Strike
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  14. -shadow-

    -shadow-
    Member

    Came for this, left satisfied!
     
  15. Dennis8K

    Dennis8K
    Member

    Actual footage of a Baby Boomer dancing on the financial grave of Millennials.
     
  16. CoolestSpot

    CoolestSpot
    Member

    Its funny cause monopoly was originally an anticapatlist game in the first place
     
  17. CoolestSpot

    CoolestSpot
    Member

    Okay who is this marvelous being
     
  18. Mezentine

    Mezentine
    Member

    It appears to be Monopoly Jr

    For some reason
     
  19. Kelsdesu

    Kelsdesu
    Member

    Hahahaha

    Brillant!
     
  20. kittens

    kittens
    Member

    this is depressing af
     
  21. Caz

    Caz
    Community Resettler Member

    Please tell me this is on YouTube.
     
  22. Whitemex

    Whitemex
    Member

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Cyanity

    Cyanity
    Member

    This is the worst thing ever
    I kind of want it
     
  24. CoolestSpot

    CoolestSpot
    Member

    I was just wondering how they keep the $$$ coming in with these
     
  25. For everyone that finds this hilarious/brilliant, how many items in your home have "Git-R-Done" written on them?
     
  26. Strike

    Strike
    Member

     
  27. Glad you're not my dad.
     
  28. Plum

    Plum
    Member

    We need millennial versions of other popular board games:

    Millennial Scrabble - Same game as before but one player is given the role of "populist Boomer leader." This player can simply make up words and be given triple points for doing so.
    Millennial Clue - An industry is murdered, you have to figure out who did it. Spoiler: It was the Millennials in the Parlour Room with the natural movement of market demand
    Millennial Jenga - The tower starts with half the pieces removed,
    Millennial Snakes and Ladders - No ladders, only snakes

    If you think that's depressing just wait until you see the "Climate Change", "Antibiotic-Resistant Bactera", "Rise of fascist Governments" and "Increased Global Tensions" found in the versions for Generation Z and onward.
     
  29. SixPointEight

    SixPointEight
    Member

    Millennial Pandemic: replace viruses with fascism.
     
  30. Avitus

    Avitus
    Member

    Nothing wrong with that win condition.
     
  31. Akronis

    Akronis
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  32. Falchion

    Falchion
    Member

    I'm sure some designer tried very hard on this.
     
  33. Sande

    Sande
    Member

    I was about to ask if they've changed something to make it not terrible. The new win condition is something I guess. Not sure if it improves it though.
     
  34. Heromanz

    Heromanz
    Member

    Monopoly is fucking boring
     
  35. rec0ded1

    rec0ded1
    Member

    See you all on yeet street
     
  36. I own condos. I am a millennial. I have beaten the game. Who wants to pay me rent?
     
  37. Foffy

    Foffy
    Member

    Legit confused about the meditation retreat thing. Full disclosure: I've lived at Zen temples, so I've technically been part of this "retreating" thing. People do not go to these things to have a good time, but are broken people looking to handle the pain in their own lives. Who would that be "hot" for?

    I'm surprisingly more bothered by that callout than the hilariously condescending tagline. Talk about out of fuckin' touch.
     
  38. DeeDogg

    DeeDogg
    Member

    Selfies and coffee? Monopoly man totally gets me bruh!!!
     
  39. Here’s what they think about you.
     
  40. Illusion

    Illusion
    Member

    This is hysterical. But also it's laughing at our own pain and suffering. Yay?
     
  41. hateradio

    hateradio
    Member

    Why not just post a video?
     
  42. Mitchman

    Mitchman
    Member

    So now we are openly using the biggest societal crisis in decades if not modern history after industrialization as a form of self aware marketing? Milennials really are the worst.
    Milennial myself and I love it.
     
  43. texhnolyze

    texhnolyze
    Member

    Lol, 3-days music festival is up there as the 2nd most expensive trip.
     
  44. sayuuna

    sayuuna
    Member

    No....... ***-you imbecile-*** it's from *snort* BlocBoyJB!!!!! ****FUckiNG IdiOTs NEVER GIVE ME CREDIT --

    I'm kidding.

    This made me chuckle. Lol.
     
  45. RestEerie

    RestEerie
    Member

    not to burst your bubble but.....ermm....i...erm.......i visited and lived in a monastery in Quebec when i was touring around Canada last month (i'm from Singapore). Not because i'm poor and the whatnot, just for the 'experience'. Am not religious myself. Just want to try something different than the standard AirBnB/Hotel..............so i think what these monopoly described is correct.