Discussion in 'EtcetEra' started by Forkball, Oct 29, 2018.
that tag line lmao
Why is the board missing a bunch of spaces. Are millenials too stupid to play the full game?
This is great.
It's the perfect gift for parents with basement millennials
Selling that self-deprecation hard.
I refuse to believe that's real... In a weird way it kinda looks too self deprecating to be something that company would greenlight.
Millennial Monopoly: Where people ignore the auction rule, give out money on free parking, and then complain when the game takes too long.
Forget Real estate you cant afford it
I just bought this game. The concept is hilarious and I cant wait to play it with friends and fam
The effects of the war on the middle class aren't to be admitted in any form except boardgames.
Is it true millenials cannot buy? Or is it because millenials want super expensive downtown homes?
As a Monopoly fanatic, I have just added this to my Christmas "list".
Its funny cause monopoly was originally an anticapatlist game in the first place
For some reason
this is depressing af
This is the worst thing ever
I kind of want it
For everyone that finds this hilarious/brilliant, how many items in your home have "Git-R-Done" written on them?
We need millennial versions of other popular board games:
Millennial Scrabble - Same game as before but one player is given the role of "populist Boomer leader." This player can simply make up words and be given triple points for doing so.
Millennial Clue - An industry is murdered, you have to figure out who did it. Spoiler: It was the Millennials in the Parlour Room with the natural movement of market demand
Millennial Jenga - The tower starts with half the pieces removed,
Millennial Snakes and Ladders - No ladders, only snakes
If you think that's depressing just wait until you see the "Climate Change", "Antibiotic-Resistant Bactera", "Rise of fascist Governments" and "Increased Global Tensions" found in the versions for Generation Z and onward.
Millennial Pandemic: replace viruses with fascism.
Nothing wrong with that win condition.
I'm sure some designer tried very hard on this.
I was about to ask if they've changed something to make it not terrible. The new win condition is something I guess. Not sure if it improves it though.
Monopoly is fucking boring
See you all on yeet street
I own condos. I am a millennial. I have beaten the game. Who wants to pay me rent?
Legit confused about the meditation retreat thing. Full disclosure: I've lived at Zen temples, so I've technically been part of this "retreating" thing. People do not go to these things to have a good time, but are broken people looking to handle the pain in their own lives. Who would that be "hot" for?
I'm surprisingly more bothered by that callout than the hilariously condescending tagline. Talk about out of fuckin' touch.
Selfies and coffee? Monopoly man totally gets me bruh!!!
Here’s what they think about you.
This is hysterical. But also it's laughing at our own pain and suffering. Yay?
So now we are openly using the biggest societal crisis in decades if not modern history after industrialization as a form of self aware marketing? Milennials really are the worst.
Milennial myself and I love it.
Lol, 3-days music festival is up there as the 2nd most expensive trip.