THE GODS HAVE SHOWERED ME WITH THEIR GLORIOUS LIGHT. I HAVE OBTAINED ENLIGHTENMENT!
I would like to thank God, Jesus, Buddha, Cetrion and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Vicarious joygasm! I've dropped so many kombat beans into that shrine, I'm sure I'm getting close.
Speaking of, I love how they were like "okay, a new species of Outworlder. They're greedy, and have greed shrines. How can we make them unlike any other race in MK? Oh,
more goddamn arms."
Maybe in the next game, we'll get a many-armed race with little bone arms that shoot out of their normal arms.
I've got a team of jobbers and I still don't get any defensive fights
I seem to get all my defensive fights every day. PS4. Not sure why - my team's not that attractive. Kitana, Sonya, Noob. I think opening with Kitana might be my honeypot. I even get wins now and again. Got two out of five yesterday, believe it or not.
I rewatched MK Legacy last night. Really is a fantastic mini series, and I forgot there was supposed to be another season to finish the story. Hearing Scorpion yell GET OVER HERE in Japanese is beyond awesome, and season 2 is essentially porn for Bi Han lovers/Kuai Liang haters like my very own self. Really fun to see their spin on Liu Kang and Kung Lao, and Casper Van Dien as Johnny Cage is pure joy.