Most awkward turn ons?

[Schlorgan]

A woman wearing a flower or bow in their hair, or certain types of berets.

Tight jeans with tall boots.

 

[leafcutter]

Hands, but that is all I will say. Cause you can't talk about these things without sounding like a serial killer

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Same, and yeah I never bring it up for that reason.

 

[Matrix XII]

Berets and headbands. Long hair with bangs.

 

[Puck Beaverton]

brehs berets are underrated

I own 2 btw fyi

 

[Sanjuro]

Feed me pizza during intercourse.

 

[Unspoken90]

My tenth grade criminal justice teacher used to do a thing where she dangle her shoes between her toes. That's how I found out I had a foot fetish.

Also no make up with tank top combination I find oddly does it for me.

 

[OwOtacon]

Let me tell y'all about this magical thing called yiff

 

[Roygbiv95]

And don't act like this show didn't turn you on either when you were a kid

 

[sph3re]

Girls with an overbite. Deborah Ann Woll <3

No, it's not "awkward," you think I'm posting the heavy shit on here? Get real

 

[laminated]

Observing anyone who is very focused while performing a task.

 

[RedBlue]

Nighties do it for me. Boring, but I don't care.

 

[The Flop]

ass to mouth.

 

[Van Bur3n]

When she use them keyboard shortcuts.

 

[Venture]

The arcade game Rampage did weird stuff for me when I was 7...

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[Rivenblade]

I mean, maybe not awkward, but was when I was a 12 year old boy...

 

[Cryptosporidium]

She had a cut out of Freud above her bed. She enjoyed being choked and slapped during sex whilst I acknowledged Dr Freud. The first time we hooked up, she sat on the bed shoving her fingers down her throat. When I asked about it, she yelled in a demonic voice "I'm warming my throat up!"

 

[Hey Please]

Well, mine brings me shame since I have no control over it. If only there was a way to rewire my brain, I'd do it at that moment. And no, I am not talking about being in line with "Demodded, not Denutted".... well now he might be.. but regardless it is a very unusual one.

 

[Driggonny]

I can't really top taffy boobs

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I check out ears on the sly

Don't judge me

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I think it's cute when the ears are poking through the hair.

Like this:

 

[CallMeShaft]

I love short hair on girls. Looks a lot better and there is something attractive about seeing a girls neck and shoulders instead of it being covered up by a bunch of hair.

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

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We need to show him the heart of justice in this forum.

 

[Kinggroin]

Pixel art

 

[shaneo632]

I once fell asleep in an empty train and I must have gradually fell on my back. As people started pouring in, I was still sleeping.
I finally woke up to obvious morning wood sticking out of my pants and about 4 people awkwardly trying their best to look somewhere else.

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Probably just woke up my entire house with a loud cackle.

 

[Cpt-GargameL]

Painted toe nails on pretty feet with see through high heels... yeah lol

Beautiful long, straight well kept hair, topically brunettes.

I'm a waist down kind of guy so thick thighs, slim waist 👌

Does that qualify as SFW? Lol

 

[Okabe]

Idk how to describe it but crooked teeth ? but not like REALLY crooked just a little bit ...idk

also natural blonde hair with brown or black eyes.

 

[Seesaw15]

All my once awkward turn ones are now mainstream.

 

[Deleted member 20892]

Having the life squeezed out of me by a pair of thighs

A woman wearing a flower or bow in their hair, or certain types of berets.

Tight jeans with tall boots.

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All this, also pony tails and pig tails

 

[L Thammy]

I've found that I'm very attracted to women who are confident enough to tell me how I feel about them while knowing that I'm not kind enough to allow them to be wrong.


I'm also tempted to say "game shows".

 

[Schlorgan]

I really like Australian accents.

 

[Cheesy]

Women with well toned stomachs.

 

[PandaShake]

Kigurumi bodysuits with a good chance it's a guy inside. It's creepy in the right way?

 

[Kangi]

Red shorts.

...Like, on a guy. Not just hanging on a rack. It's not that awkward.

 

[Finaj]

Scottish/Irish accents, apparently.

Also Muscular women, short hair, and freckles

As you can probably tell, I was very happy when Brigitte was introduced to Overwatch.

 

[supremeplatypus]

Short haired, fit women.

 

[Powdered Egg]

My wife started gaming heavily the past month and that turned me on for some reason.

 

[Arsene no Kiseki]

Pixel art

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Do you like, use these as sex toys?

.....Asking for a friend

 

[hydrophilic attack]

breaking up via pokemon songs

 

[How About No]

Big titty alien gf ayy lmao

 

[infinitebento]

slowly holding hands is p hot