Most Memorable Drug Users and Dealers In Games?

Oct 28, 2017
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I'm playing Uncharted 4 again and Hector is a pretty memorable character. It made me wonder if there are any other particularly memorable drug dealers in gaming. Out of all the other characters I've come across, IMO Trevor is probably the most...memorable, at least.

What say you, Era?
 

sredgrin

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lol had to google your example of a memorable one, guess he didn't exactly stand out to me.
 

Snormy

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The only dealer I remember is Fat Larry from VTMB.


Edit. Not sure why I remember him. I guess his introduction just stuck with me. I do think I chuckled at the f-a-t and weight part.
 
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Mugsy

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Far Cry 3, your main character during the weed burning mission. Not a skrillex fan but the music during the mission is amazing. There are a few other psychedelic drug portions of the game but they are mostly mediocre.

 

Soneji

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Coyote Bongwater from Destroy All Humans. The way his name is said cracks me up every time.




The Truth from GTA : San Andreas. Great missions and funny dialogue.

"Shoot? I'm a hippy! The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard about this dude who snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog. Whooo!"
 

Starlatine

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memorable in the sense that i cant forget him though, not because i like him

myron is a whiny prick
 

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From 'quake area to big OH.
Drebin from MGS 4 and Merchant from Resident Evil 4.

Those were my first to come to mind.
With Drebin, he was this off the grid guy with a crazy monkey. And with the Merchant, "what're you buying" and "up buy it at a high price" was comical sounding to me.
 

krae_man

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Joel from The Last Of Us.

He's constantly popping pills from random prescription drug bottles like he found them on the curb next to old newspapers and wire hangers.

"Come on Ellie, maybe I'm not getting enough...estrogen".
 

Cordy

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Big Smoke and Ryder from San Andreas. I swear, I wanted them gone after the stunts they pulled. The game even left signs of their betrayal too.
 
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kennyamr

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Real Badman, he's not a main character or anything but he has some great charisma.
This scene still makes me laugh out loud every time I see it, lol.
Pretty cool dudes, him and Jacob of course :p

GTAIV is still my personal favorite. Loved the story and characters.
 
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KORNdog

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Wyatt in the latest Wolfenstein is going to stay with me for a long time I think. His dialogue and visions were very well written and acted. I loved the little traditional 2D animation they did too. Was like who Framed Roger rabbit.

 

Cort

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The marines in Starcraft regularly shooting themselves up with a healthy dose of Stimpack.

 
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Brayko from Alpha Protocol. He fights you with the power of massive amounts coke in an absolutely hilarious boss fight
Just watched.

Best boss ever.

Joel from The Last Of Us.

He's constantly popping pills from random prescription drug bottles like he found them on the curb next to old newspapers and wire hangers.

"Come on Ellie, maybe I'm not getting enough...estrogen".
Reminds me of Max Payne 3.
 
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Coyote Bongwater from Destroy All Humans. The way his name is said cracks me up every time.




The Truth from GTA : San Andreas. Great missions and funny dialogue.

"Shoot? I'm a hippy! The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard about this dude who snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog. Whooo!"
Is this being really wrong and implausible part of the humor or do Rockstar's devs just really not know anything about doing lsd?
 

Aygomyownroad

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Wyatt in the latest Wolfenstein is going to stay with me for a long time I think. His dialogue and visions were very well written and acted. I loved the little traditional 2D animation they did too. Was like who Framed Roger rabbit.

I completed that game and never saw that. must have skipped a cut scene or something!
 

CountAntonius

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Caius Cosades

The most lovable Skooma and Moonsugar addict in all of VVardenfell. I do often wonder what became of him after being recalled to the Imperial City.

The Elder Scrolls Legends card game just gave him some awesome official artwork.
 

Horned Reaper

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Louis from Left 4 Dead




People would spam the "pills" voice command to death and with Louis' overly postive voice it stuck in your head.
 
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