Mums make porn film for their kids to watch as part of new Channel 4 show

MortosDer

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The damage these mothers are going to cause their kids... The abuse they will endure in school.
And the kids have no choice in the matter. I hope the money's worth it. Because you're about to fuck up your kid's youth.
 

MortosDer

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Why? This whole thread is people not reading the first post. Go read it all and then try again.
I mean, your MOTHER. Directing a porn fil for you. And I didn't see it on the link, but in the OP there's something about a viewing party?
Are they going to put that on the show too? Are you for real?
 

Wetwork

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Can I say, for the obscene amount of porn I’ve watched since like the 7th grade, I still like my porn pretty basic relatively speaking to some of the shit I seen out there.

But even then, I don’t want my mom directing my porn content. That’s just a horrifying thought.
 

Mavis

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I mean, your MOTHER. Directing a porn fil for you. And I didn't see it on the link, but in the OP there's something about a viewing party?
Are they going to put that on the show too? Are you for real?
Rubbish, your comment was not the reply to a group of adults directing a porn film they consider less toxic for their children, it was the reaction of someone who thought they were starring in it. Why the hell would they be abused in school? Damage? Why? It's like boobs coming on TV when you were 13 and the whole room getting a bit uncomfortable. Fuck up your kids youth? What? By directing a porn film? Just admit you thought they were starring in it and move on.
The damage these mothers are going to cause their kids... The abuse they will endure in school.
And the kids have no choice in the matter. I hope the money's worth it. Because you're about to fuck up your kid's youth.
 

MortosDer

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Rubbish, your comment was not the reply to a group of adults directing a porn film they consider less toxic for their children, it was the reaction of someone who thought they were starring in it. Why the hell would they be abused in school? Damage? Why? It's like boobs coming on TV when you were 13 and the whole room getting a bit uncomfortable. Fuck up your kids youth? What? By directing a porn film? Just admit you thought they were starring in it and move on.

The fuck you go assuming what I meant? I knew thet weren't starring in it, I read like 4 pages before posting.
Can you seriously not fathom other kids making fun of them because they showed up in TV watching porn with their mothers? Really?
Can you really not see kids being massive pricks about mothers making porn for their children? Like... Do you even know what bullies are?
 

Wackamole

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I fully agree that a lot of porn is ridiculous and harmful.
Not sure this is a great idea though. No person who ever lived likes watching porn with their parents.
But better to educate them i think. You can just talk with them i think. But no harm in making porn that is less harmful or traumatic or aimed only at frustrated men.

Maybe put them in a non-backwards school where they simply teach sexual education?
 
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Mavis

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The fuck you go assuming what I meant? I knew thet weren't starring in it, I read like 4 pages before posting.
Can you seriously not fathom other kids making fun of them because they showed up in TV watching porn with their mothers? Really?
Can you really not see kids being massive pricks about mothers making porn for their children? Like... Do you even know what bullies are?
The assumption was a result of your frankly ridiculous hyperbole about abuse and bullying. You obviously have no clue about UK culture if you think this will bother the kids in any way, shape or form. It won't. I foresee high fives all around as they walk into the school playground.
 

Social

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I am excited for this! The bar was already so low with Naked Attraction but this certainly tops it.
 

MortosDer

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The assumption was a result of your frankly ridiculous hyperbole about abuse and bullying. You obviously have no clue about UK culture if you think this will bother the kids in any way, shape or form. It won't. I foresee high fives all around as they walk into the school playground.
I hope you're right. And yes I don't know how things are in the UK.
I know teenage kids can be massive assholes about anything though. But again, I hope you're right.
 

Zetta

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The real secret to all of this is that for these mums directing a porn is one of their fetishes. I was all in on this idea but watching it with their son is a no for me.
 

nanskee

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Not only is this gross, but these kids are going to be bullied so hard... people forget how ruthless high scool/middle school kids are

Nevermind seems like I need to learn how to read, either that or OP got me
 

LL_Decitrig

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I hope you're right. And yes I don't know how things are in the UK.
I know teenage kids can be massive assholes about anything though. But again, I hope you're right.
Well things probably are a little different here in the UK. I watch American shows and films set in schools and it's like something from Lord of the Flies. The hierarchy here essentially incentivises academic achievement, and kids who can openly discuss sex and porn with their parents should have nothing to fear from classmates. That's very cool stuff.
 

Disclaimer

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The fuck you go assuming what I meant? I knew thet weren't starring in it, I read like 4 pages before posting.
Can you seriously not fathom other kids making fun of them because they showed up in TV watching porn with their mothers? Really?
Can you really not see kids being massive pricks about mothers making porn for their children? Like... Do you even know what bullies are?
You're still making poor assumptions. First of all: there will not be underage kids attending the "viewing party." It would probably be technically illegal to show an adult film to minors, let alone broadcast it. Their attending children will be 18+, attending voluntarily. (That's not confirmed anywhere, just common sense.)

Second, they're creating something they would feel comfortable about their children viewing healthily — creating a wider discussion around the potentially dangerous conditioning of professional porn — which is a far cry from creating it to force their underage children to watch.
 
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Dingens

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I assume this means the girls will be allowed to excrete their bodily fluids? which for some reason seem always removed/prohibited in mainstream porn
 

Cilla

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I was on board at the start. A lot of porn is awful and demeaning towards women. I've always been with men who expect the porn experience but are absolutely awful at sex.

BUT OH MY GOD DO NOT HAVE A VIEWING PARTY WITH YOUR SONS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
 

rockinreelin

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So strange, the entire point of porn is masturbation material . Sure just let me whip it out in front of my mom.
 

mbpm

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I was on board at the start. A lot of porn is awful and demeaning towards women. I've always been with men who expect the porn experience but are absolutely awful at sex.

BUT OH MY GOD DO NOT HAVE A VIEWING PARTY WITH YOUR SONS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
I wonder if they will take notes.
 

Majukun

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someone should tell them that if there's something the world doesn't need more of or more variety of, is porn.
 

LL_Decitrig

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BUT OH MY GOD DO NOT HAVE A VIEWING PARTY WITH YOUR SONS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.

This makes me giggle a bit. If the kids are up for it and endorse their parents' efforts, why would that be a problem? They're not actually recruiting their sons to appear in the film, only showing them what they as parents know about the realities of sexual arousal.
 

SillyEskimo

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This will end up just like that Simpsons episode where Marge hated how violent the Itchy & Scratchy show was so she wrote and directed a porno and watched it with Bart.
 

Cilla

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This makes me giggle a bit. If the kids are up for it and endorse their parents' efforts, why would that be a problem? They're not actually recruiting their sons to appear in the film, only showing them what they as parents know about the realities of sexual arousal.
I am sure if the kids are up for it and want to watch the mum have sex than yeah sure. The article never really stated whether they were into it or not. Forcing them would be horrible though.

I mean, I hope my parents still have sex because it would mean they still have a healthy relationships years later but I definitely don't want to see it haha.