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My GF's brother took a swing at me.....did not end well for him

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rrc1594

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I don't like confrontation, I try to avoid it at all cost. That's why if I don't like someone I stay clear of them. The reason I never liked her brother because he is a scammer. He takes advantage of her all the time, I never get involved becauseI I feel it isn't my place. I stop over her place after work, and he drops by to ask to borrow her car. The get into argument because he is a fuckhead and never brings it back in time. I'm about to leave and he says "bye nigga" in a rude ass tone. In my head I'm like "I'm about smack the shit out of this nigga". I leave because I don't like confrontation, now my GF lives on the second floor. I hear him open door after me and say "I been meaning catch this fade" this clown ass bitch tries to sneak me, by going for a swing behind my back MISSES falls over the balcony. She runs down the stairs, I WALK down the stairs. He sound like that guy form Spongebob "MY LEG!" his shit was all types of fucked up with juice leaking everywhere. My GF deadass thought I was going to spend my night in the hospital for this dude. All I was trying do is smash, then go home and play some smash. How big of a fuck up do you have to be were you can't even sucker punch someone correctly?

For those who can't understand my vernacular.

PogChamp said:
Here you go guys, I've translated for your convenience.

"I abhor confrontation, I attempt to elude it with every fiber of my being. For that reason, I steer clear of individuals whom displease me. The cause of my never having been agreeable with her male sibling is that he is a charlatan. He extorts her at every waking moment, I myself abstain from associating as the events are not occurring in my own private domicile. Subsequent to finishing my work, I maneuver myself to the the area above her living quarters, whereupon he falls in and inquires as to the possibility of bumming her motor vehicle. They squabble by reason of his condition of cephalocopulation and failing to return the vehicle in a timely manner. I am on the verge of egress and he verbalizes "farewell, negro" in an impolite inflection reeking of buttocks. I exit as disputes are to my distaste; at the moment, my mistress resides on the second story. Thereafter, I hear him swing the door ajar and vocalize "It has been my intention to acquire this pale," this jester donkey tart attempts to accost me with a subtle strike, endeavoring to land a wallop dorsally, BLUNDERS and tumbles o'er the banister. She dashes to a lower altitude. I leisurely stroll subjacent. He emulates the fellow from Spongebob "MINE LIMB!" indeed, his faeces was all character of bungled with viscera sloshing about. My mistress vehemently supposed I would sojourn at the infirmary for this chap. My only undertaking was to shag, then return homeward to engage in fisticuffs. How large a nitwit must one exist as that you are unable to bushwhack an individual properly?"
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You got your ass handed to you? I'm sorry OP
 
Fisty

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McFly

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I shouldn't be laughing at a dude that just fucked up himself but damn the way you tell the story is funny.
 
BLEEN

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Do you guys not know how to read? The dude fell over the damn balcony after a missed sucker-punch LOL
 
BigDes

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It's a shame that you fucked up the thread title OP, because everyone will be laughing about that and not the hilarity of a dude swinging on you, missing and then falling off the balcony
 
Jintor

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thread delivers in like five different ways
 
MechaX

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RailWays said:
This sounds like a fake story. You telling me this dude tries to punch you and falls off the balcony like some cartoon?
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I mean, I can visualize him being at the top of the steps in a two story apartment, brother comes out behind OP and tries to swing on him and... somehow misses and his ass falls down the stairs.

But that dude must have been high as fuck to overswing a sucker punch that hard that you end up flying down some steps tho
 
Dali

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To all the "old" people or those that claim to not grasp the gist of the story: Is critical reading and picking up context clues something that has never been taught to you or you haven't picked up in your years?

I ask because I've never heard "catch this fade" in my life but its clear as day the brother went for a sucker punch and fell from the second story.
 
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rrc1594

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I'm not going fault my GF she is the older Sister who feels she needs to look after her brother. That's what happens wwhen you grow up with parents who ain't shit and put that weight on you. It's just that her brother is a fuck up.
 
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