my poop smells minty?

[gdt]

I'm at work and my poop has a sweet smell to it. Like not super strong minty but like relaxed minty


oh shit I'm seeing online that it might be diabetes related? Shit man

 

[BigDes]

Did you eat anything minty recently?

Like let's narrow it down first

 

[Galleren]

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[gdt]

Did you eat anything minty recently?

Like let's narrow it down first

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Nah b. I don't really eat sweets at all. Had a cheese muffin earlier that's about it

 

[shnurgleton]

Oh to be relaxed minty

 

[MattB]

Do you have minty underwear?

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Are you Santa?

 

[Clydefrog]

I want mint chocolate chip ice cream. I haven't had ice cream in like a year.

Fuck it, I'm buying some today at the store. Thanks OP

 

[Sanjuro]

Candy ass.

 

[Mitch]

Did you taste it?

 

[gdt]

Did you taste it?

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no but I smelt it

 

[Westbahnhof]

Tell us what you ate and drank within the past, like, 16 hours.
Include mouthwash, gum, etc.

Also, message DongBeetle, I'm pretty sure you can save money having a joint funeral.

 

[SephiZack]

Omae wa mou shindeiru

 

[Netherscourge]

What did you dream about last night?

 

[EchoChamber]

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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Nani?

 

[Deleted member 28461]

I'm a poop doctor, I could analyze it for you. Just send me a large sample and I'll run some poop tests on it. My address:

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500

 

[kadotsu]

How does your breath smell?

 

[Wolfgav]

The poop fairy blessed you with minty deposits.

 

[Gorgamel]

I'm a poop doctor, I could analyze it for you. Just send me a large sample and I'll run some poop tests on it. My address:

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500

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I laughed.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

The poop fairy blessed you with minty deposits.

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Sounds more like kidney stones.

 

[janusff]

You might want to go to the lab to get some tests done. ;_;

 

[EchoChamber]

Eat it OP, it must taste minty too :)

 

[AgentStrange]

Candy ass.

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[Cyanity]

someone post the gif

 

[CauthonG]

Mint-scented toilet bowl cleaner/capsule?

 

[Taurus Silver]

I'm a poop doctor, I could analyze it for you. Just send me a large sample and I'll run some poop tests on it. My address:

1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500

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[Feral]

my poop smells minty?

yeah, this place finally feels like home

 

[SuperSah]

Ah a classic Era thread in the making

 

[ChrisJSY]

Did you take any peppermint oil pills? Some people take it to try help with IBS like stuff.
I do, it ......does make it smell kinda minty.

 

[Abu]

That ain't your stool OP

Must be the bathroom smell

 

[turmoil7]

Get your partner into botty eating

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Yep, we're settling into our new digs quite nicely I'd say.

 

[Dunban]

Get your partner into botty eating

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Be sure to let their family know, too.

 

[TheQueensOwn]

I feel you, OP.
My pee yesterday smelled like buttered popcorn. Coupled with the warmth radiating from it, I was pretty disturbed.

 

[gdt]

That ain't your stool OP

Must be the bathroom smell

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Hmm this is a possibility. I'll make sure to smell the farts today

 

[Jarrod38]

First poop thread and when will we get the first how do I wipe thread?

 

[Equirah]

A reminder that the moderation team decided against giving users personalized tags.

 

[Van Bur3n]

At long last, the prophecy has been fulfilled. The gods spoke of this day, for when the minty poop has been shat, so too will the dark timeline of men end.

I thank you, OP, for being the one to deliver it to us and be the restorer of hope. You will make a great human sacrifice. Keep your chin up, folks. Only bright days to come now.

 

[Spoopy]

mmmmmm

 

[SJRB]

Those things in the urinal aren't peppermints. You realise that, right?

 

[Burrman]

Well there was somebody here the other day that said they love to eat booty?

 

[Escalario]

Classic weekendERA thread right here.

 

[Westbahnhof]

Now I'm not saying this is a conspiracy but gdt hasn't answered any questions about what has or hasn't been consumed.
Mouthwash drinker.

 

[Deleted member 14377]

Use it for toothpaste

 

[ResetEraIsTheBestEra]

is this the evolution of those "i dont wash myself for a month but people dont tell me i stink" people?

 

[Form & Function]

Congrats?

 

[UltimateHigh]

There's a very specific porn career awaiting you.

 

[Nivash]

Plot twist: you're actually experiencing an olfactory hallucination. It doesn't really smell like mint, but your brain tumor makes you think it does.

 

[Deleted member 2109]

Maybe it's something you ate? Wait a week and then go to the Dr. if it's still minty.

 

[chicken_pasta]

You sure you didn't get rimmed by a person who recently used Listerine?