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Naked man jumps into shark tank in Toronto aquarium

Kinsei

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Oct 25, 2017
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More, including a video, at the link: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/skinny-dipping-sharks-ripleys-1.4862945

The naked man can be seen doing the breaststroke on the surface of the water while sand tiger sharks swim within centimetres of his feet.
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Security at the popular tourist attraction asked the man to leave shortly before 10:30 p.m. ET but he refused, said Jenifferjit Sidhu, a spokesperson for Toronto Police Service.

Instead, he swam to the edge of the enclosure and emerged from the tank before doing a backward flip into the water, she told CBC Toronto on Monday.
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"The guy seemed totally relaxed and there were sharks, like, everywhere," she told CBC Toronto. "He appeared to be totally nude and, like, laughing."
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He didn't die, thankfully. What the fuck was that guy thinking?
 

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sharks aren't necessarily 100%-aggro video game enemies that will bite anything in vicinity

that said dude's insane
 
Z-Beat

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Medalion

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Guy must be an ARK Survival fan
 
Morrigan

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He was... wanted for an assault earlier in that evening? lol. Article doesn't specify, but if substance abuse isn't involved I'd be shocked.
 
BriGuy

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Oct 27, 2017
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Sand tiger sharks are probably more commonly known as nurse sharks. You'd almost have to put your arm in their mouths and press down on their heads to get them to hurt you, especially when they're well tended to in an aquarium.
 
Futureman

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Oct 26, 2017
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"The naked man can be seen doing the breaststroke on the surface of the water while sand tiger sharks swim within centimetres of his penis."

ftfy
 
Kangi

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Oct 25, 2017
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There are zero human fatalities attributed to sand tiger sharks. While that tally could always start somewhere, the sharks in the tank were less likely to kill him than just about anything else in the aquarium.
 
Mobu

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Oct 28, 2017
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i mean, even if they were fed, the sharks might still bite him out of curiosity since their mouth its the only way the can interact with things
 
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