sooo...
I'm trying to watch the stream from last night, and somehow I got into a weird non-mans of youtube, where I'm watch a republican panel, but hearing the debate? It is a rather disturbing bad lip sync experience. Currently watching Steyer talk with Klobb's voice, and now Biden is getting in on it... :|
Anyway, reloaded video and now it's correct, phew! Let's get into it. SHITPOST TIME!!! YEEEAAAAH!
- aaand there's the bad audio you guys were talking about. That is one loud fan.
Biden: "well, you know, eh... maybe I fucked that quote up?" In his defense, he did start out by being a team-player for team Bernie or otherwise.
Bernie: *rocky theme*
Steyer: keeping it real, and the "of blacks". Oh sweet jesus, that was a poor choice of words.
Yang: I'm back on the stage, and this is my favorite stage on the citadel- campaign, I meant campaign.
Butty Winecave: man, I don't like this man. To quote the good Ernie Hudson: "JUST TELL US WHAT IT IS" (that you're saying)
Bernie, your response: "You bring togethah... " by ending this young man's career.
medicare:
Biden: *teamplayer mode disabled* WHAT'S IT GONNA COOOOOOOST
Bernie's response isn't truly great, but pointing out the many various competing plans is worth mentioning more.
Klobb: ... sigh... "we need to stick with our beliefs", honey, that shit don't work.
Warren: Vote team Democrat! All by heeeerseeeelf
Pete: let the past die.gif
Klobb: let me just break my voice over Mitt Romney. COURAAAGE *sob* (I suppose she's not wrong, but if that is courage...) Oh, that newcomer dig in the White House though.
Bernie just repeating the same points about drug companies. :(
Steyer: "it's the economy, stupid", heh, actually talking about Voldemort. One does not talk about Voldemort. "darn!" That applause was earned.
Pete:
Yang: This is the disease, we're the cure. But he is not wrong.
impeachment:
Warren: *E1M1 starts playing* JUSTICE
Yang: American Presidents. "sorry about that". Hehehe. Though his point about justice and privilege is interesting, even if hidden.
Bernie: oh fuck he's going in on that King making shit. And pointing forward to next presidents while doing it too.
Steyer: my man! But tone down the pessimism a bit?
Pete: Notice Me Senpai-daddy
Biden: thanks, but it's really about Vindman. Sometimes Joe reminds us all why we used to like him.
Klobuchar: trying to get those Republican votes. And what is with the constant misspeaking? IT'S SPREADING!
Iran / war / commander-in-chief:
Would you do it? Pete: eeeh, maybe? Probably? Biden: nope. And throw 45 out of the job! Well, that was a quick 'get f-d'.
Sanders mentioning Muslims in China is appreciated though.
Warren: "tell me the plan!" on Afghanistan and everything. Though pulling out everything is not a good idea either. She seems to vary a bit on this point.
Biden: sensible anti-terror policy.
Pete: CYBER CYBER CYBER NEW CYBER Past Dead CYBER!
Biden: continuing sensible policy on NATO.
Steyer: we can't be team world police.
Also Biden: I. Was. THERE. *stutters* :( But he's not wrong.
Sanders: but climate change is still a thing! Alright man, but kinda not the questions here? Politics kinda sucks sometimes.
EPIC MUSIC INTERMISSION. Please stop trying to make everything 'epic' or an event.
Overdose / drugs:
Pete: "decriminalize?" nonono, I meant 'not imprison'. Que? I tuned out for the rest of the answer.
Yang: people > money. Amy agrees.
Guns:
Sanders: oh here it comes... "well, I've changed my views"
Everyone: we can do better. Except for Steyer, permanently stuck in invisible mode. Obviously this is where Warren's strong point is, whereas it is without a doubt Sanders's weakest. Hell, even Joe Biden is swinging haymakers on this one. But... it might explain why rural states like Sanders anyway. :| But what is what Biden's face change between the break?
Abortion:
Oh no, Pete wants to get in on this one. Warren obviously has the correct answer, because that shit needs to be legal everywhere. Biden to support.
Supreme Court:
seeing Pete's face drop as the question is asked seems to say something, and I don't know what it is.
despite the face, Biden is bringing his A-game. "You have to bring a Senate, or it's moot". THANK YOU, JOE.
Steyer bringing the heat, but drop the negativity, man. That shit works in Europe, not the USA. :( wait... that's basically me. Oh, fuck ME!
(on Pete being mayor and increasing arrests during it)
To Warren: is that a substantial answer?
Warren: No.
Hot damn, that was great.
Yang: imma go take Martin Luther King and turn it into my UBI pitch. Okay, I get it, but dude.
Steyer: imma go even hotter and support reparations (and keep talking). Just... just take the applause, man.
Sanders: TRIPLE RAISE! (I'm okay with this though)
Biden: I do declare, QUATRO RAISE.
Man, I love this sudden "let's talk about race with white people" turn. :D
However, there is a lack of saying the other half: getting white people to understand they are / have been the baddies. Steyer seems to 'get' that part, but not entirely either. Yang also kinda does.
And the inevitable Bloomberg question. And the PACs deciding where voters go, because money is unlimited.
everyone mentioning their sites though. "40 billionaires, PETE, " *Heston laugh. gif* God bless Bernie.
okay, this trade thing isn't really my thing, but:
Steyer referencing The Empire from Star Wars! :D:D:D
and now I'm sorta agreeing with Klobuchar? nooooo
final statements:
Yang: we gotta fix this non-growth shit
Pete: let. the past. die.
Warren: let's actually give a shit about our children! (USA: ? but what about me? )
Biden: grandpa cares, kids. And he used to be poor.
Sanders: we gotta power. Thank you.
Klobuchar: noooo, not another story. And site drop, of course. Meh.
Steyer: I'm running to defeat Mister Trump! ... Cool. Please drop out, but keep the hype.
You know, despite the gloves off this was actually a nice debate. Except for Pete, but honestly, he has to decide whether he want to be president or 'winecave man', and I think he's already chosen not to be president.