New Japanese Halloween Mister Donut Design Looks Like A... Uhh... Y'know...

[Dork Knight]

A penis! IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. There, I said it. Take a look for yourself:

BTW: It's supposed to be a pink mummy. And the flavor is strawberry chocolate with dried mango, cranberry, and orange.

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[TheSkullPrince]

You said donut so I immediately thought of a butthole……did not expect a donut dick

 

[Squarehard]

 

[Fat4all]

does it vibrate

 

[ghostemoji]

Your penis is laden with maladies.

 

[Soj]

I'd eat it.

 

[smurfx]

pink dookie

 

[data west]

looks like Valentines day Mr Hanky

 

[L Thammy]

I'm wondering if maybe OP should see a doctor.

Either that, or I should.

 

[Fat4all]

my donut has a slot for AAA batteries

 

[Theiea]

Its a pink turd.

 

[Jombag]

actually looks like a nutty turd

 

[Lulu]

Looks like a poop log

 

[Tfritz]

i do not think this pastry accurately captures the image of a mummy

 

[excelsiorlef]

I don't see it at all tbh

 

[Jason Frost]

Looks like a poop log

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When you drink too much Pepto-Bismol.

 

[Tokyo_Funk]

These can double up for the Kanamara Matsuri, they don't need to change a thing about them.

 

[Deleted member 24052]

That's too many flavors.

 

[Salarians]

this isn't that exciting

 

[louiedog]

My second reaction was to look for donut holes.

 

[nsilvias]

its a long john

 

[Wubby]

So anything long and pink is just penis now?

 

[L Thammy]

So anything long and pink is just penis now?

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Anything can be a penis if you try hard enough.

 

[onpoint]

But the flavor sounds good…

 

[Akira86]

don't look like no penis to me

the one donut does look like a cock ring or some kind of sex toy, the hexogonal one i mean...

 

[Annubis]

I'm not insulted that they want to make me eat a dick; I'm insulted that they say that dick is supposed to look like a mummy.

 

[Dork Knight]

I'm not insulted that they want to make me eat a dick; I'm insulted that they say that dick is supposed to look like a mummy.

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I agree. I would have preferred a vampire dick. That makes more sense, I think.

 

[Akira86]

lol that's supposed to be a mummy?

lmao if those are my choices I guess I'll have to go with penis.

I agree. I would have preferred a vampire dick. That makes more sense, I think.

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HAHAH "This Holloween!! Come to Mr Donut. To eat. A vampire's dick."

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

I pray no one here has had to deal with a penis that looks anything like that. If you have, bless you.

 

[Dice]

So anything long and pink is just penis now?

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[Mechaplum]

Mr. Donut is overrated here. That thing's gotta be super sweet. The only good stuff are the collabs with matcha makers.

 

[Amalthea]

So anything long and pink is just penis now?

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I mean it's not like corpses are full of earthworms or something, so it has to be a dong.

 

[darz1]

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That line up kind of makes it worse

 

[Vonocourt]

Looks like a pink lincoln log if anything,

I pray no one here has had to deal with a penis that looks anything like that. If you have, bless you.

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[Dork Knight]

Looks like a pink lincoln log if anything,

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This scene traumatized as a kid. And now you've gone and done it again. Damn youuuuuu! Lol.

 

[Chippewa Barr]

"You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"

I'd gobble that shit up

 

[killerrin]

Well, that's certainly a mister doughnut

 

[Zanaffar]

I was expecting a doughnut that looked like an anus, so I leave this thread dissapointed.

 

[L Thammy]

I guess it does look kind of like a fat innkeeper worm.

 

[Hokey]

I too have knob at both ends

 

[Rassilon]

long and thin, slips right in

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

Finally, something to satisfy my erogenous scone.

 

[Cyberclops]

100% gonna eat one later this week

 

[DarthSpider]

Best time of the year for Japanese food. Halloween donuts at Misdo, Tsukimi Burger at McDonald's started today, pizzaman is back at the konbini, and (not Japanese but) Starbucks Japan is getting Pumpkin Spice Lattes for the second year in a row.

 

[Infinity Times Two]

Go see a doctor if your penis looks like that.

 

[uzipukki]

Waiter, why is my donut vibrating?

 

[Hilarious_Bearious]

TIL the Japanese word for mummy is miira.

And apparently that mummies look like wedding tackle.

 

[RPGam3r]

It just looks like a pink donut stick. Some of you try way too hard with this penis shit.

 

[808s & Villainy]

All shaft no balls

 

[Hilarious_Bearious]

I like that it is uncut.