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The Albatross

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Oct 25, 2017
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I don't know if "niner gang" is worse than "The Gold rush."

I'm rooting for Niners & Titans probably, although I think Niners + KC would be a better Super Bowl. I just can't help think that the Titans are real, even though they obviously are. It's just that bias in me.
 

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Oct 25, 2017
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Let's do this.

I can see this ending terribly or pretty well, no way to know honestly.

I'm probably gonna get frustrated tho.

EDIT: Almost forgot the obligatory fuck the 49ers.
 

nilbog

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Oct 25, 2017
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What y'all think you come across as:
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What you come across as:
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How's your team doing?

Oh wait...

 
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Camwi

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Oct 27, 2017
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No animal team has made it to the championships for the first time since the 2009-10 season (Colts, Jets, Vikings, Saints). What does it mean? I don't know, you tell me.

2018-19: Rams
2017-18: Jaguars
2016-17: Falcons
2015-16: Broncos, Cardinals, Panthers
2014-15: Seahawks
2013-14: Broncos, Seahawks
2012-13: Falcons, Ravens
2011-12: Ravens
2010-11: Bears
You know a Colt is a horse, right?
 

MechDX

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Oct 25, 2017
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Where is the off season thread so we can start discussing first round pi........


Wait


Fuck
 

jerd

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Oct 26, 2017
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Really need the chiefs to run away with this one my heart can't handle another game like the last one
 

The Albatross

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Oct 25, 2017
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Patriots trade Mohammed Sanu to Cincinatti for their 1st round pick, draft Burrow. Draft Moss in the 7th round. Tom Brady retires and donates his salary to the Bob Kraft Defense Fund.
 

The Albatross

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Oct 25, 2017
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So I want 49ers v Titans. But... worse off, if it's Green Bay v. KC, we'll have to suffer thru those fucking State Farm commercials all fucking night.
 

The Albatross

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Oct 25, 2017
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Random stupid fact, Lando Carlisian is talking about the pop-top tab on the can here.... not getting his partner drunk to have sex with her against her will, as might be assumed today.

Prior to the 1970s, beer cans had a pull tab where you'd pull the aluminum tab off the can to open it, but it'd frequently break off and not open your beer. In the 1970s, Coors introduced a tab that would vent the can and then open it (the modern can design), so you'd have fewer broken tabs, and Colt 45 adopted this. So "It works every time" actually means you can reliably open the can every time using the built in pop-top can opener.

Although, I'm open to the idea that there's double meaning in this ad..........
 

yankeeh8er

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Oct 26, 2017
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I think they just mean that colt 45 is strong enough that it will get you drunk every time. It's not like a light beer where you might drink 15 and still not be drunk.
 

dred

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Oct 27, 2017
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Their identity is having the most efficient passer the last 8 weeks of the season. Titans got lucky their ST was on fire and Ravens failed those two 4th downs. They were up 14-0 and allowed Henry to thrive, their passes where still more valuable, however.

Smashmouth ain't getting you anywhere when Pat Mahomes can score as quickly as he can. Titans luckily have a top tier passing team to box with the Cheifs rather then trying to "set up" a run game. They stupidly go to a run heavy game script to start out, they are asking to lose.
So you're saying the Titans should try to change their identity and morph into a pass heavy team overnight and hope that works out against one of the most talented passers the NFL has ever seen? Interesting, interesting.

The formula for them winning is the same as against the Ravens (another game everyone said they couldn't win, don't forget). Control the clock, don't make mistakes, hit a few big plays, and make a few stops on defense.

If the Titans go down by double digits in this game it's probably over, Tannehill isn't putting the team on his back and winning a shootout.
 

Camwi

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Oct 27, 2017
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Between this bang bang nonsense and the possibility of hearing Nick Bosa and the orange turd jerking each other off, it truly is a battle of good vs evil Sunday night.
 

MechDX

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Oct 25, 2017
4,687
Ita going to be Chefs vs Packers. League wants their 100th anniversary SB to be the same as SB 1.

The fix is in
 

Sulik2

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Oct 27, 2017
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Titans will beat the Chiefs. They are a power running ball control team that plays great defense. They are the historical high powered offense killer we have seen many times before in the NFL.