ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
YOU KIDS KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT RESPECTIN' THE GAME. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS ABOUT THE CARABINER HURRYGAMES.
THEY'RE A BUNCH OF NO-GOOD, HOTDOGGIN', NO-GOOD, NO-GOOD BUNCH OF JERKS, EH. MAKES SENSE WITH 'EM BEIN' AN AMERICAN TEAM. YOU SEE WHAT THEIR MASCOT LOOKS LIKE? A DARN PIG. KIDS, MAKE SURE YOUR MASCOT ISN'T A PIG. THAT'S DISRESPECTIN' THE GAME. GET A GOOD CANADIAN MASCOT LIKE SOMETHIN' WHITE, LIKE A POLAR BEAR. IF YA WANNA BE REAL SPOOKY, JUST GET A GUY TO WEAR WHITE ROBES AN' PRETEND TO BE A GHOST. BET HE CAN SCARE GUYS LIKE P.K. SUBBAN OR WAYNE SIMMONDS OR SETH JONES, EH. KIDS, GO OUT THERE AN' WEAR WHITE ROBES AN' BE EACH OTHER'S MASCOTS. IT'S LIKE HALLOWEEN, EH.
SPEAKIN' OF DISRESPECTIN' THE GAME, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT CANADIAN PLAYERS PLAYIN' FOR CANADIAN TEAMS. YOU KNOW, I'M REAL DISAPPOINTED THAT THE TORONNAH MAPLE LEAFS AIN'T STOCKED UP ON CANADIANS, ESPECIALLY GOOD ONTARIO KIDS, AT THE DEADLINE. KIDS, WHEN YOU'RE ALL RUNNIN' TEAMS, DON'T BE A NERD, GET CANADIAN PLAYERS.
ANYWAY, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE CORONARY HOBBLEGAINS DECIDED TO CELEBRATE INSIDE A BATHROOM STALL. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISRESPECTFUL TO EVERYONE USIN' THE BATHROOM. I WAS REAL STEAMED ABOUT IT. ALL OF A SUDDEN, A BUNCH OF GOOD CANADIAN KIDS RAN INSIDE THE STALL AN' STARTED SINGIN' THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. I STARTED TEARIN' UP, I WAS REAL PROUD, EH. AN' THEY DIDN'T DO NO JERK CELEBRATIONS. ANYWAY, THE COLDBREW SUGARCANES WERE REAL EMBARRASSED AN' RAN BACK TO VIRGINIA, WHERE THEY TURNED OUT TO BE COMMIES. THEY EVEN FORGOT TO WASH THEIR HANDS.
THOSE GOOD CANADIAN KIDS REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR. GOD LOVE 'EM.
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