Nintendo Direct Speculation |OT|

you know, they're just gonna send some tubes through my penis hole all the way into my bladder and then through there into the tube that connects the kidney to the bladder and then drill into an 8x5 mm stone, and then i have to pee out the remains which i've been told feels like peeing glass shards. nbd*

*nbd means no big deal

it's really not a big surgery, it's pretty routine
I'm eating lunch for fuck sakes.
Oct 25, 2017

PixerPar jumping into the act! Cryptic as ever, but obviously a hint of something to come.

Edit: he posted this tweet on Sunday, so next week is this week, makes sense?
Oct 26, 2017

Metroid Prime Trilogy announcement
Fire Emblem release date
Final Fantasy release dates
Smash DLC Joker trailer
DLC Character 2 hint
MK11 release date
SNES games online
Pikmin 4

One more thing......

Animal Crossing trailer.

sounds realistic. A tad underwhelming but an AC trailer would help me make peace with it