Norman Reedus has no penis in Death Stranding.

[Lant_War]

I KNEW there was something wrong with this game.

 

[Vamphuntr]

Weekend thread... Of course there isn't one. Why model it if you don't show it anyway.

 

[Xavi]

Weekend is here

 

[Chaz Ashley]

It's D(ick)LC.

 

[Musubi]

Crack open a cold one the weekend is here baby!

 

[janusff]

Weekend is here

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nah it's just a lant thread

 

[Toumari]

Well that's ruined my weekend.

 

[Deleted member 4260]

Wow, no penis? Really Kojima? Fucking lazy.

 

[iksenpets]

Modders, get to work!

 

[zoggy]

this threads going to well.

 

[CheeseTom]

This is unacceptable.

 

[Deleted member 29249]

Lost it while filming Ride with Norman Reedus.

 

[Deleted member 16876]

Neither do Arthur Morgan.

 

[Duxxy3]

Japanese genital censorship at its most extreme.

 

[Spork4000]

 

[Ojli]

What does this say about Norman Reedus in real life?

 

[John Omaha]

It's D(ick)LC.

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Dick-Less Content

 

[Daggoth]

I wonder if any of the GOTY awards will be re-assessed :(

 

[Ahti]

Fuck that cut content.

 

[LumberPanda]

Someone tell David Cage that this is how it's done.

 

[Ravelle]

That's what happens if you drink too much monster energy.

 

[Etrian Darkness]

Did you ever consider he had no dick to begin with?

 

[Deleted member 16876]

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Haha

That scene made me fear the worst but I was glad it was this instead of something worse.

 

[Yautja_Warrior]

Penis DLC incoming.

 

[Aska]

In the future, no one has a penis.

 

[Fisty]

How do you refund on PSN?

 

[BassForever]

It's D(ick)LC.

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At least we confirmed it's not on disk dlc

 

[Cerulean_skylark]

Weekend thread... Of course there isn't one. Why model it if you don't show it anyway.

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ask David cage

 

[404LinkNotFound]

He and link can bond over it

 

[-shadow-]

David Cage redeemed by giving Ellen Page breasts, for some reason?

 

[Techno]

Is that why he gets off balanced so many times when playing the game? OMG it makes so much sense now.

 

[Dever]

No wonder Sam is so mopey all the time

He and link can bond over it

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There's something very strange about the proportions here

 

[Deleted member 11370]

David Cage redeemed by giving Ellen Page breasts, for some reason?

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I wasn't just boobs, though...

 

[ZanderEzekial]

 

[Capra]

Edit: The fuck

 

[Astral]

"But I'll keep coming" my ass.

 

[hey it's that dog]

Mods, please fix the botched thread title to read "Norman Reedus has no peenus"

thx

 

[Deleted member 54292]

He and link can bond over it

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Link is thicc gotdam

 

[Ausroachman]

There is a chiral penis you unlock, after doing 1 million showers

 

[SomeOneInaHat]

 

[RestEerie]

Edit: damn, beaten

 

[EssBeeVee]

he said no to kojima when they asked to model his penis.

that or the penis was in the box this whole time

 

[nbnt]

Surprised it took us this long to find out

 

[Mat-triX]

 

[SanTheSly]

CUT CONTENT / UNCUT CONTENT

We'll never know!

 

[Common Knowledge]

He and link can bond over it

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Guy must be doing like 1,000 squats everyday, goddanm.

 

[Green Mario]

He and link can bond over it

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Link my guy you are looking a tad smushed. Someone stretch this dude's legs a bit.

 

[Techno]

HOW DOES HE PEE WITH NO PEENUS?

This is just as bad as the controversy with MGSV Chapter 3.

 

[Potterson]

Yay for PC version.


I wonder how many hours it will take people to make Horizon nude mod...

 

[Cocolina]

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