NY Post: Doctors advice against masturbating with banana peels

[PJV3]

I don't think I understand the logistics of this

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Cock in peel and wank?

 

[Geoff]

Now they tell me.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Cock in peel and wank?

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Surely the peel acts as a barrier to contact though, seems counter intuitive. Needless to say I'll give it a go later

 

[OneThirtyEight]

Thought it was a typo.....then it was also in the op, SMH.

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That's a shocking thread title. It's "advise" with an s.

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I can't english so well bkos im svidish.
So sorry guys. Will never happen again...and i will never use banana peels. Doctors advice.

 

[Deleted member 28461]

Just use a Pringles tube, a sponge, some saran wrap, and strawberry jelly like a normal person. Jesus.

 

[Commedieu]

I can't eat bananas, since I'm allergic and all, but I wonder if jacking off in one would potentially kill me or just burn a lot.

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Remember that strange rash you got after shaking the new hires hand?

 

[Deleted member 58401]

Surprisingly few puns in this thread. I don't even think any one said "appealing."

Anyway, why are people doing this?

 

[Jarrod38]

 

[TSM]

This warning surely won't result in huge uptake in people attempting it now that they realize it's a thing.

 

[Kolibri]

You're not the boss of me.

 

[shintoki]

Gonna go home and give myself a peelin

 

[SliceSabre]

Don't kink shame me, doc.

 

[Mona]

Why?

With that kinda money I could get 3 bananas.

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lucille is that you?

EDIT: beaten like a banana soaked dick

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

Surprisingly few puns in this thread. I don't even think any one said "appealing."

Anyway, why are people doing this?

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Sometimes we slip up.

 

[Christian]

I prefer pillows filled with heated baggies of lentils, personally.

 

[Reformed Individual]

Great, now I want to try it... thanks era.

 

[bionic77]

Human beings have, for the moment, totally circumvented evolution.

In your face Darwin!

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

Great, now I want to try it... thanks era.

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*hic* I hear the condition is called the splits so...

 

[Aurongel]

cant stop wont stop

 

[capitalCORN]

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

 

[MillionIII]

F*ed that banana with my dong, call me Donkey Kong.

 

[Maximo]

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As someone that just rewatched the Mighty Boosh thank you for this haha.

 

[Ethical Hedonism]

This sounds like those fake outrage email chains.

 

[Randomly Generated]

are onaholes safe doctor?

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Do I want to google this?

 

[Landy828]

Do I need a NSFW ^^ for that one? 🤔 😆

 

[nsilvias]

Do I want to google this?

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its something you put your dick inside of. its supposed to imitate a vagina.

 

[Huncho_Houdini]

 

[riotous]

This thread is no longer generating reproductive discussion.

 

[Commander Kook]

No wanking with the peels, got it. Can we still smoke them?

 

[sapien85]

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I think we found the next Tory leader.

 

[Strat]

 

[Grizzel Greedigut]

A hot pocket can become a fleshlight if youre brave enough

 

[HylianSeven]

I saw this floating around on Twitter about this story....like did the writer of this article really fall for this? That reddit post sounds fake/copypasta as all hell. I mean it's a fucking joke about slipping on the banana peel you used to masturbate with and into your own jizz. I really really doubt this is real.