Ocean's Three: Master Criminals Steal Shark in Stroller

Stinkles · Jul 30, 2018

UPDATE! The shark's name is Helen and it was rescued, alive and is safe in the Aquarium again. Meanwhile those idiots have trashed their lives.

https://m.seattlepi.com/news/article/shark-stolen-aquarium-san-antonio-thieves-stroller-13118086.php

Raffles is a landlubber amateur.

Leon Valley police are looking for a trio they say snatched a shark at the San Antonio Aquarium in the middle of the day.

"Some guy just basically grabbed a shark out of the tank, put it in a baby stroller and left," Leon Valley Chief of Police Joseph Salvaggio said.

Let's have Namor debate about Florida man. Wanda fight about it?

LowParry · Jul 30, 2018

But why?

Stinkles · Jul 30, 2018

LowParry said:
But why?

I mean we only have the start of the mystery and tbh I would pay good money to see what they did with it. Especially of it survived past the parking lot.

Also is the dude on the left wearing a bullet proof vest?

i_am_ben · Jul 30, 2018

Whole thing smells fishy

Mesoian · Jul 30, 2018

LowParry said:
But why?

It's shark week. (It actually is).

TemplaerDude · Jul 30, 2018

i_am_ben said:
Whole thing smells fishy

I can't abide by this post.

Stinkles · Jul 30, 2018

Mesoian said:
It's shark week. (It actually is).

Oh shit. Is this a work /shoot? Or were they merely inspired?

Skelepuzzle · Jul 30, 2018

If only they used their cunning for good! Think of what they could have accomplished.

Tlaloc · Jul 30, 2018

This place is like ten minutes from me. Place is kind of a dump. They have two big petting areas one with fish and tons of sting rays and a shark tank further back. They even have outdoor areas with animals. I imagine that shark is long dead these people obviously aren't that bright so I doubt they have a tank large enough to keep it in and I wouldn't be shocked if they kept it in fresh water. Lastly fuck Leon Valley.

HotHamBoy · Jul 30, 2018

That shark is dead

Tagyhag · Jul 30, 2018

Is the guy on the left Julian?

DJMicLuv · Jul 31, 2018

Tagyhag said:
Is the guy on the left Julian?

He's even got his drink in his hand. What will Bubbles think about this?

Stinkles · Jul 31, 2018

Helen was RESCUED!!! Helen is the Shark.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/ani...olen-from-aquarium/vi-BBLiGvU?ocid=spartanntp

Ze_Shoopuf · Jul 31, 2018

oh wow it was rescued from the thieves!!

Ocean's Three: Master Criminals Steal Shark in Stroller

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