One night, I was lying on bed gazing at the stars and I thought to myself,

[TissueBox]

Where the hell did my roof go?!"

- Jet Li

 

[Tophat Jones]

Yea

 

[BarryFishFinger]

Banter!

I'm fancy because I can actually lie in bed and look at the stars because I had my loft converted and my bed is under the velux. Yeah.

 

[Blue Skies]

Banter!

I'm fancy because I can actually lie in bed and look at the stars because I had my loft converted and my bed is under the velux. Yeah.

Click to shrink...

have you ever woken up to a view of bird anus

 

[Tuorom]

unaware of a presence so near to me, watching my every move

 

[BarryFishFinger]

have you ever woken up to a view of bird anus

Click to shrink...

No, but I did once wake up to a squirrel peering in. What was he doing on the roof the div.

 

[SquirrelSr]

have you ever woken up to a view of bird anus

Click to shrink...

A bird's anus is called the cloaca.

 

[Temascos]

unaware of a presence so near to me, watching my every move

Click to shrink...

Feeling scared and I fell to my knees
As something rushed me from the trees
Took me to an unholy place
And that is where I fell from grace