Parody Thread Urges |OT| Shit Whale Appreciation Thread

Icemonk191

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This is just ridiculous. I own 60 Switch games and have 35 more on my eShop wishlist and Nintendo still hasn't paid me for all the astroturfing I'm doing!!!
 

Amalthea

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Congrats Hans Moleman for Football in the Groin making the top 3 at the Springfield Movie Festival
 

Icemonk191

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Cops is a lot more terrifying than I remember

Alternate: Cops are a lot more terrifying than I remember
 
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Timeaisis

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Jair Bolsonaro launches assault on Amazon rainforest
Jair Bolsonaro launches assault on Amazon Prime
Jeff Bezos launches assault on Jair Bolsonaro

Btw happy new year folks.
 

Amalthea

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Mick Gordon will record a choir made up entirely of Professional Competition Burpers for DOOM Eternal
 

hateradio

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welcome, nowhere
This thread just brought memories of that person with the Chrono Trigger avatar. Forgot his/her name.


That's Fetch: Vocabulary you're always using and desperately want to happen
 

Amalthea

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Jean-Claude Van Damme to star in Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game Monopoly: The Board Game: The Movie: Monopoly: The Game
 

Icemonk191

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GDC Survey: 40+% of developers have had 80% of their games sold best on Nintendo Switch compared to other consoles 100% of the time