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You are dropped into the last game you sold at gamestop with only Flamin' Hot Cheetos as your weapon and Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy as your ally; how long would you last?
 

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The Fragility of Streamers is another good reason why The Internet is not the Future.
 

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Should we stop mashing thread titles together? (Tim Schafer @ State of Play: "Fuck Epic Games Store V road map reveal")
 

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Shocking news: Nintendo working on new entry in popular franchise that has always been worked upon
 

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Avengers? Avengers. Avengers Avengers, Avengers! Avengers. Avengers. Revengers. Avengers. Whatever it Avengers. Avengers: Age of Avenging:: The Last Avengers.

(Thor 2: The Thanos Avengers is Avengers this)
 

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You're on a sinking boat with 500+ resetera users and there's not enough time to get everyone into a lifeboat: would you let mods go first?
 

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Man, From Software's loading screens are pretty much unparalleled in gaming (spoilers for Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro)
 
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Man, From Software's cutscene's cinematography has taught me to be a better person

Do From Soft's cutscenes have better cinematography than the Marvel movies?
 

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Man, From Software's loading screens are pretty much unparalleled in gaming (spoilers for Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro)
Well, I wouldn't say unparalleled but they're certainly up there. They're usually very minimalistic, with just an item description, a bonfire (representing that you're safe, since bonfires are the safe spaces of souls) and the game title. It perfectly matches the tone of their games and they're used as another way to tell the story. There's nothing undeliberate in Miyazaki's games