Parody Thread Urges |OT| Shit Whale Appreciation Thread

[Timeaisis]

You are dropped into the last game you sold at gamestop with only Flamin' Hot Cheetos as your weapon and Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy as your ally; how long would you last?

 

[Burt]

Who would win, Captain Marvel with Mjolnir or Thor with a Ponytail?

 

[MikeHattsu]

Cat Era, I need help identifying a part.

 

[Pedro]

What bone do you currently use?

 

[Browny]

I swear, Gobi is the best desert known to mankind.

 

[Twiz]

AntiVaxxers now going after the rise of tikes

 

[Capra]

The Fragility of Streamers is another good reason why The Internet is not the Future.

 

[Timeaisis]

I'm Legally Excited for Game Streaming

 

[Amalthea]

The Hellboy Band Con: The Ron Pearlman Story trailer

 

[Daedardus]

Epic Games Store to be a timed exclusive on Google Stadia.

For maximum meltdowns.

 

[Icemonk191]

The Epic Store won't accept 'Capybara Games,' says Tim Sweeney

 

[cirr]

I went 40 years without washing my dishes

 

[MikeHattsu]

Would insurance companies cover the lost of life and damage caused by the snip?

 

[Icemonk191]

Star War Battlefront II's New Mode: White Supremacy

 

[Daedardus]

Should we stop mashing thread titles together? (Tim Schafer @ State of Play: "Fuck Epic Games Store V road map reveal")

 

[Icemonk191]

Adopting a Greyhound Bus

 

[Nappuccino]

What is the big freaking deal about cannibals?

 

[Porky]

EA Announce "Layoffs Showcase"

 

[Timeaisis]

Rudest Vegetable

 

[Poppy]

Would You Give Up Making Shitty Threads on Era for One Year for $100,000?

 

[hydrophilic attack]

which mcu has the best twitter account?

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Can anyone remember the last time there was not a thread on the front page about Avengers: Endgame?

 

[Timeaisis]

Would You Give Up Making Shitty Threads on Era for One Year for $100,000?

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No

 

[Icemonk191]

Would You Give Up Posting Fake Parody Threads on Era for One Year for $100,000?

 

[Daedardus]

Shocking news: Nintendo working on new entry in popular franchise that has always been worked upon

 

[Amalthea]

Levi's CEO: Don't fill your jeans with Cheez-It

 

[Timeaisis]

Borderlands 3: Polygon is a disappointment

 

[Timeaisis]

Bear Says Mueller Report Will Be Delivered to Congress Mid-April

 

[Icemonk191]

NRA is For Violence Against Women

 

[Burt]

Avengers? Avengers. Avengers Avengers, Avengers! Avengers. Avengers. Revengers. Avengers. Whatever it Avengers. Avengers: Age of Avenging:: The Last Avengers.

(Thor 2: The Thanos Avengers is Avengers this)

 

[Timeaisis]

Do you listen to music while gambling?

 

[MikeHattsu]

What is the big freaking deal about cannibals

 

[Timeaisis]

Sekiro's challenging-but-fair boss fights taught me to be a better father

 

[OwOtacon]

You're on a sinking boat with 500+ resetera users and there's not enough time to get everyone into a lifeboat: would you let mods go first?

 

[Schlorgan]

You're on a sinking boat with 500+ resetera users and there's not enough time to get everyone into a lifeboat: would you let mods go first?

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Asking the important questions

 

[Invisible Cities]

Is Sekiro making praying a thing for you?

 

[Browny]

What's the deal with Mexican owners and their "Mexican wave"?

 

[Timeaisis]

Naughty Dog is the Meryl Streep of the GOTY

 

[Timeaisis]

What could Steam do worse?

 

[DinosaurusRex]

SNL's Kate McKinnon will play Thanos in new Disney+ Series

 

[Fanto]

Man, From Software's loading screens are pretty much unparalleled in gaming (spoilers for Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro)

 

[Timeaisis]

Man, From Software's cutscene's cinematography has taught me to be a better person

Do From Soft's cutscenes have better cinematography than the Marvel movies?

 

[Lant_War]

Man, From Software's loading screens are pretty much unparalleled in gaming (spoilers for Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro)

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Well, I wouldn't say unparalleled but they're certainly up there. They're usually very minimalistic, with just an item description, a bonfire (representing that you're safe, since bonfires are the safe spaces of souls) and the game title. It perfectly matches the tone of their games and they're used as another way to tell the story. There's nothing undeliberate in Miyazaki's games

 

[Deleted member 8861]

Is there any other company/hobby as disdainful of its fans as From Software?

 

[scare_crow]

From Software's games are actually a surprising meditation on masculine toxicity.

 

[Daedardus]

Ultima IV ran over by a Ford Focus

 

[DinosaurusRex]

First time with an Android in 10yrs, a bit lost after living with a human. Any tips?

 

[Browny]

If a man, would you take your wife's last Rolo?

 

[AmericanKirby]

Most attracted you've been to a non-humanoid companion?

 

[Icemonk191]

Will you be trading in your Newborn child towards a PS5?