Parody Thread Urges |OT| Shit Whale Appreciation Thread

[Pineapple Pizza]

Apple Plans End of time, to Reveal Glimpses of Its Next Era of Apps and Devices

 

[Icemonk191]

Speculation: Cyberpunk 2077 is definitely releasing at some point (Maybe)

 

[Timeaisis]

Everything is $3.74 on Steam

 

[Amalthea]

Ask me if I've been in a film! (I haven't, and it will likely make you disappointed)

 

[Icemonk191]

Jamba Juice is changing their name to...are you ready for this? Are you sure? Okay...3...2...1...Let's Jam!

 

[Amalthea]

Ötzi to celebrate his thawing by covering cryogeny costs for over 1000 kids

Öcalan celebrates his release by giving Erdogan over 1000 ticks

Ötzil's celebrate their marriage by kicking over 1000 jailed journalists in the nuts

Ötzil's, Öcalan and Ötzi celebrate their quaruple-marriage by surgically inseminating themselves with over 1000 clones of Erdogan to be their kids

 

[Timeaisis]

Will Goku ever retire Toriyama?

 

[Icemonk191]

Cyberpunk 2077 is the first time a game has combat and encounter designers

 

[Amalthea]

Is "unlimited ducks" the best super power?

 

[Sheer Liquid Wonderment]

How do you feel about Inspector Rex being retconned into Return of the Jedi?

 

[Deleted member 8861]

Mansplain your favorite video game moments

 

[Deleted member 8861]

Perverts of Era, how are you holding up over summer vacation so far?

 

[MikeHattsu]

Trying to eat a $100 a month

 

[Amalthea]

The hunchback of Notre Dame saves shit whale while diving

 

[Timeaisis]

Jesus Christ shows kids nowadays are completely braindead.

 

[Browny]

Do you wear shoes on your head?

 

[ieu]

Volkswagon reveals diesel emissions scandle and subsequent recall was a 'surprise mechanic'

 

[Amalthea]

Trump soiled onto North Korean ground, Un came upon it, a first in their relationship

 

[Sheer Liquid Wonderment]

CNN: NASA sold moon to an intern for $218. Now, could sell for millions

 

[Icemonk191]

Hundreds of Brexiters Inexplicably Vibrate On The Ground And Die After California Earthquake

 

[Pedro]

Why are apples compared to oranges so often

 

[Schlorgan]

I'm sad that there will probobaly never be a thread title with as perfect a typo as this one

 

[Timeaisis]

do you consider yourself an ultimate gamer?

 

[Browny]

What's your favourite scary movie?

 

[Amalthea]

Scarlett Johansson Says She Has the Right to Poison 'Any Person' She Wants

 

[DinosaurusRex]

Fantastic, 4 New Screenshots

 

[Supa Necta]

First time time traveling, any tips?

 

[DinosaurusRex]

Sarah Lee's daughter disheartened by Totino's portrayal of pizza rolls in Once Upon A Time In The Kitchen.

 

[Tethered Penguin]

Me and my wife's boyfriend are trying to spice things up in bed, what are some sexy game osts?

 

[Amalthea]

Ninja is writing a book that will teach you to become an 'unchopable' cucumber

 

[Invisible Cities]

My God, The Portions Of One Piece Are All Messed Up

seriously who 'd be happy with this 1pc meal??

 

[DinosaurusRex]

The Amazon is so far ahead the competition when it comes to cutting trees out

 

[Icemonk191]

Ninja leaves Twitch, now streaming on the EGS exclusively

 

[Pineapple Pizza]

What is your protocol for interfacing with human beings?

 

[Tracygill]

Today, I realized my favorite and only planet I was planning to live on is no longer available due to climate change.

 

[DinosaurusRex]

Do you leave your butt out (room temp?)

 

[Invisible Cities]

Why is Thanos so mean?

 

[Amalthea]

How They Made Me Look Like a Gremlin in 'Gremlin Man' - A look at how they gremlin-ized Will Smith in Ang Lee's 'Gremlin Man'

 

[malus]

The most emotional Firewall in internet history

 

[Invisible Cities]

"Friends " being there for you without asking

 

[DinosaurusRex]

If 300 is any indication, I see why WB is abandoning films with Snyder.

 

[Icemonk191]

After 17 years, we finally have a new great FPS with a female protagonist. Hopefully the devs don't turn out to be fucking scum or this thread will age badly.

 

[Schlorgan]

After 17 years, we finally have a new great FPS with a female protagonist. Hopefully the devs don't turn out to be fucking scum or this thread will age badly.

Click to shrink...

Lol

 

[Icemonk191]

How strong was BronsonLee?

 

[vatstep]

God, I wish SEGA would do something with the Bass Fishing franchise

 

[HotsauceDragon]

After 235+ months Mario Party 2 has had no DLC and no major updates

 

[Icemonk191]

I hit Spaceforce Ranger today

 

[Pineapple Pizza]

Would military intervention be alright to stop Amazon?

 

[Twiz]

Which thong does not belong?

Frozen 2 won't give Elsa any interests

Trump suggests puking into hurricanes to stop them from entering the U.S.

 

[Amalthea]

This butcher carves your favorite soccer player into your skull