Ötzi to celebrate his thawing by covering cryogeny costs for over 1000 kids
Öcalan celebrates his release by giving Erdogan over 1000 ticks
Ötzil's celebrate their marriage by kicking over 1000 jailed journalists in the nuts
Ötzil's, Öcalan and Ötzi celebrate their quaruple-marriage by surgically inseminating themselves with over 1000 clones of Erdogan to be their kids