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Gaf Zombie

The Fallen
Dec 13, 2017
2,239
Imagine if they put in some artificial intelligence in those dolls. Fapping is about to reach a whole new level.

Also, I wonder if the people dropping those dolls off know what they are.
 

Deleted member 6949

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Oct 25, 2017
7,786
Use a hand saw to cut off the limbs and head. Make sure to lay a tarp down first to catch any leakage. Put the torso into one garbage bag, the arms into another, and the legs into a third. Drive out to the woods and try to find a road that isn't heavily trafficked. Walk the bags into the woods and bury them, at least 3 feet so that a coyote doesn't dig them up. Save the head.
 

amoy

Member
Oct 28, 2017
1,230
From a recycling pov, this sounds like a pain in the ass.

Are customers able to disassemble it down to the inner structure?
 

SJRB

The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
4,861
Those boobs are some Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball shit.

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Jun 26, 2018
3,829
As someone who's carried a whole bunch of black plastic bags to my local dumpster in the dead of night recently (for christmas related reasons), I wouldn't worry about the disposal, ain't no one gonna care about it (though the people at the garbage plant might get a scare out of it).
 

takriel

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Banned
Oct 25, 2017
10,221
That's not how you treat a life-like doll that is to be your sex partner, just saying. Slapping her breasts and punching her on the head, yikes.
 

Deleted member 52442

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Jan 24, 2019
10,774
I have a friend who has multiple dolls of various sizes and shapes and he is FAAAAR from built in any way. He is like a twig in human form. And yet he has no trouble picking them up, posing them, or moving them around for photo shoots. Either my friend has paranatural strength, or PayMoneyWubby needs to lift more.

That's not how you treat a life-like doll that is to be your sex partner, just saying. Slapping her breasts and punching her on the head, yikes.


what's going on here
 

Deleted member 50454

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Dec 5, 2018
1,847
There's a guy near me who has a very expensive sex doll and has an "open door" where local guys can pop in and use it so he can clean up afterwards.
 

Bigwombat

Banned
Nov 30, 2018
3,416
There's a guy near me who has a very expensive sex doll and has an "open door" where local guys can pop in and use it so he can clean up afterwards.
What? Like clean up in the cash or clean up spunk? This must be a joke but I'm not sure.

Did the guy in the video even give a review of it after use? He took pictures with it and talked about how heavy it was but... I thought it was supposed to be a review. Or do people just pose with sex dolls and not have sex with them.

 

Abstrusity

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,656
The path is clear. Instead of steel supports, we can use hydraulic ones to make it feel like it's not dead weight!
 

sweetmini

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Jun 12, 2019
3,921
"Video unavailable" for me, i guess my browser doesn't want me to see it XD
I may have to thank my browser.
 

Failburger

Banned
Dec 3, 2018
2,455
At this point, why not use that money on an escort? Then again, I guess it could be more then just raw sex.
 

Deleted member 50454

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Dec 5, 2018
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You're joking right? Is this a new kink nobody told me about?

"Open doors" are not that unusual although it's usually a glory hole on the other side. Fully geared up sex dolls are pretty pricey and less common though I'd expect.

I have seen guys wanting to share their blow up dolls before and sharing fleshlights is fairly common.

So it's just a variation of a theme.
 

Allforce

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
2,136
This is the funniest video I've seen in weeks. The quick cut slaps to her tits and head, it's like it was impossible to resist the urge, even his sister had to do it.

The photoshoot montage got me the most though, this guy is hysterical.
 

mxbison

Banned
Jan 14, 2019
2,148
those boobs are ridiculous, I thought the whole point of these dolls is looking real?
 

Khezu

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,947
If I was dumb rich I would just have a hidden room in my mansion with like 3 of those having a tea party, really classy shit, I mean titties out of course, but otherwise classy.

Just in the hopes that after I die someone finds it and is just so confused.
 

Deleted member 2625

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Oct 25, 2017
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i laughed pretty hard at this. guy is definitely funny.

however, I don't love his use of certain words in other videos that are, to put it mildly, out of vogue

brace yourself if you watch the Musical.ly video, it is incredibly disturbing and uncomfortable on multiple levels. i don't think I could watch what he was showing at all without having him interjecting with the disgusted reactions... oddly acts like a kind of pressure valve in a way
 

iksenpets

Member
Oct 26, 2017
6,484
Dallas, TX
I wish I were clever enough that when I had murdered someone and needed tips on body disposal, that I had thought up "I need to dispose of a sex doll" as a completely non-suspicious way to ask the question.