Pee stream splitting into multiple parts?

[DongBeetle]

Remember this happening at a friend's house one time a few years back. I had to urinate furiously and a few seconds in, my stream split off into three and then into four. Went fucking everywhere. To make matters worse, I accidentally dropped the seat down while it was still going.

Anyone else experience this phenomenon?

 

[AkuMifune]

Only sometimes after sex. Did you just have sex?

if so, congrats.

 

[How About No]

stop jerking it at your friend's house

 

[capitalCORN]

It happened to me a few times as well. Do you have foreskin by chance?

 

[0451]

You got cum in the hole or something else in the hole.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

That's when the bug crawled up your pee hole

 

[DongBeetle]

Only sometimes after sex. Did you just have sex?

if so, congrats.

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nopw

 

[staedtler]

Any Girl-Era members want to jump in on this topic?

 

[Raptomex]

Shot in the dark. Could be dried cum. A hair, maybe?

 

[ReAxion]

Dong Beetle infestation.

 

[HammerFace]

nopw

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Did you masturbate that night? It's usually caused by ejaculate being stuck somewhere in the urethra

 

[Hooky]

Four streams? Wow!

 

[Doctor Doggo]

Just pee in the tub. Bigger catch basin

 

[psynergyadept]

go on america's got talent!!!

 

[impingu1984]

I somehow thought this a technical question for something like twitch.....

Quite the eye opener.

 

[Prinz Eugn]

it means you had some dingles stuck in your dangle, happens sometimes

 

[Deleted member 42]

oh no

 

[Stuart444]

Happens quite a bit. I've just gotten used to it happening now.

 

[Sobriquet]

You had a semi

 

[Deleted member 4260]

 

[Lulu]

Ohh, you make those kinds of threads.

 

[Grym]

probably just syphilis

 

[chimpychi]

sometimes, eventually the streams cross

 

[samthebreadman]

Well at least it doesnt feel like needles everything you pee. Fucking scar tissue build up. Sigh...

 

[BAN PUNCHER]

Don't cross the streams.

 

[Common Knowledge]

This is why you pee sitting down like a civilized person.


Half-joking, but honestly, as a guy, I never pee standing up in a house, even my own, on the off-chance something like that happens.

 

[fallengorn]

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

Any Girl-Era members want to jump in on this topic?

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This sounds like a penis problem though? Lol

 

[bwahhhhh]

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was just about to post this

 

[Deleted member 20603]

When this happens at home I stop the stream, and sit down to pee. If I'm in a public restroom and this happens, it doesn't matter as much because the urinals are wide enough. It's annoying for sure.

 

[staedtler]

This sounds like a penis problem though? Lol

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Just trying to make everyone feel welcome in the new (Cringe) Era.

 

[astro]

Sit down when you wee when at a friend's house.

 

[Meauxse]

I'll second that bug theory. It happens way more than you think.

In the ER, we pull 2 or 3 bugs a day out of urethra. That number increases as the weather gets colder and symptoms include splitting the pee streams.

Bad side is sometimes they lay eggs and the problem can expand and provide a soft elefantitis effect in the head, leading to a rupture of the soft tissue, usually as a puss explosion. Horrible. You should get it checked out asap.

Source: I make things up on the internet.

 

[shaneo632]

Have it after sex quite frequently. Once both the streams flew either side of the toilet bowl in opposite directions which was fucking hilarious.

 

[Carfo]

this happens to me after having sex, if you don't have sex and this happens, something might be stuck in your pee hole, clean it out

 

[El Bombastico]

Did you clap after you pissed? Most Americans do that.

 

[Soj]

 

[Medalion]

you can have them if you have a particularly hard bonner... did you have a bonner...

 

[Walter White Walker]

A dried hair over your pee hole.
Or syphilis. One or the other.

 

[Redhead On Moped]

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[haveheart]

forgot to open zipper?

 

[Golden_Pigeon]

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[Tesseract]

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I'll second that bug theory. It happens way more than you think.

In the ER, we pull 2 or 3 bugs a day out of urethra. That number increases as the weather gets colder and symptoms include splitting the pee streams.

Bad side is sometimes they lay eggs and the problem can expand and provide a soft elefantitis effect in the head, leading to a rupture of the soft tissue, usually as a puss explosion. Horrible. You should get it checked out asap.

Source: I make things up on the internet.

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[ClickyCal']

Don't cross the streams.

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[Bakercat]

Can happen after ejaculating when sperm is still in the penis and blocking part of the urine flow out. Also, urinating after ejaculating might cause a burning sensation in the penis. This could be multiple things, but more than likely your penis is mid switch from sperm flow to urine flow which causes the pain.

You'll be all okay bro

 

[TesservcT]

dont pee with a boner

 

[Bebop242]

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This was the clip I immediately thought of.

 

[Birdie]

Man, y'know, the above post reminds me I had a weird thing happen the other day where the streams crossed---like I was, y'know, doing *that*, and when it felt like it was about to happen, I ended up peeing. I'm just glad I realized what was going on in time to get to the toilet, but it freaked me out. I always took it for granted that my body could tell what I was going for.

 

[Gambit61]

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Was hoping someone would post this, I died the first time I saw it.

 

[itwasTuesday]

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