People of Era who use urinals...

What method do you use

  • unbotton and unzip

    Votes: 512 56.3%
  • unzip only

    Votes: 397 43.7%

  • Total voters
    909

Lys Skygge

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,357
Arizona
Unbutton and unzip. Sticking my dick through my underwear and my pants sounds like too much work. Unbuttoning and unzipping takes like 2 seconds.
 

shenden

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,033
Unbutton the pants and then I just stand there cause my little guy is to shy when it comes to urinals.
 

Mest08

Member
Oct 30, 2017
871
I mainly use urinals only at work. And at work I'm required to wear a suit. Obviously have to wear a belt with a suit. Too much of a pain in the ass to undo the belt and retuck my shirt, get the gig line, etc. if I unbutton. All my boxers have the slit. So I just unzip.
 

CHC

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,910
Depends on the pants, some have a fly long enough I don't feel like a "beans above frank" situation is a risk, but most of the time I undo the belt and button and the whole package comes out
 

The Albatross

Member
Oct 25, 2017
9,705
I unbutton, unzip, flap my underwear down beneath my balls and loose the stream.

I didn't know that people just unzip and flop their meat out until the last couple years.

But this, like wiping and everything else that you do in private, is one of those things the way that you do it seems like the most common, normal thing in the world, and the way that everybody else does it seems like the most animalistic, arcane, disgusting behavior on earth.

Case in point:

I mean I'm sorry, but yes, that's kind of a toddler thing to do. Surprised you all don't just drop your pants at the urinal as well.
 

Engell

Member
Oct 28, 2017
533
just pull my slong over the top of my pants ... but if pants are tight then unbutton
it's not enough just to unzip
 

830920

Member
Oct 29, 2017
374
Even if you have underwear with an opening, do you put your dick out the side then bend it back to get to the zipper opening, pissing with a U turn on it?
 
Dec 24, 2017
1,814
It’s strange when I see adults drop their pants and drawers all the way down to their ankles to use the urinal. It’s weirder when it’s at a trough urinal.
 

capitalCORN

Member
Oct 26, 2017
7,987
I don't know about the rest of you, but I get sweaty at work. Sometimes the balls need a scratch, and urinal time is the perfect time.
 
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Fulminator

Fulminator

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,287
I unbutton, unzip, flap my underwear down beneath my balls and loose the stream.

I didn't know that people just unzip and flop their meat out until the last couple years.

But this, like wiping and everything else that you do in private, is one of those things the way that you do it seems like the most common, normal thing in the world, and the way that everybody else does it seems like the most animalistic, arcane, disgusting behavior on earth.

Case in point:
you do all that at the urinal? seems like it takes way longer
just pull my slong over the top of my pants
bruh im sorry but this is worse than anything i've heard
Even if you have underwear with an opening, do you put your dick out the side then bend it back to get to the zipper opening, pissing with a U turn on it?
it's quite simple

1.unzip fly
2. reach in, pull out, pee
3. shake
4. lean hips back a bit, push back in
5. zip up

takes 0.5 seconds to pull out and push back in
 

Br3wnor

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
2,317
Wow, really surprised at the results here. I can’t imagine just unzipping, I always unbutton, unzip and then pull the front of my underwear down, it’s much easier and quicker then trying to thread the needle through 2 layers of clothes.
 

Z-Beat

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,987
It's been hot lately so I've been wearing basketball shorts a majority of the time. Those don't have buttons or a fly so I have to use a stall and pull the front down.
 

DrewFu

Banned
Apr 19, 2018
6,329
Unbotton, unzip. Just unzipping makes no sense - you have to fish out your dong and feed it through a a slot of basically metal teeth. lol
 

Euphoria

Member
Oct 25, 2017
3,574
Unzip.

I prefer to use a stall though. Urinals are set too high and the water tends to be cold.
 

chuckddd

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,130
Depends.

No, literally, just wear some Depends undergarments and never use a urinal again.
 

Skade

Member
Oct 28, 2017
3,504
Depends on the pants really.

If there isn't enough place by just unzipping, i'll unbutton as well. But i've only had few pairs of pants that requested that.

So mostly just unzipping.
 

Hollywood Duo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,993
Wow, really surprised at the results here. I can’t imagine just unzipping, I always unbutton, unzip and then pull the front of my underwear down, it’s much easier and quicker then trying to thread the needle through 2 layers of clothes.
I need you to do a time and motion study because there is no way that your way is quicker.
 

Br3wnor

Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
2,317
I need you to do a time and motion study because there is no way that your way is quicker.
I wear boxer briefs so I would have to maneuver the underwear flap so that I could get my junk out, it’s not like with boxers where the hole is easily accessible. I also wear suit pants for work and I’d worry about piss dribble if I was only going out the fly area so I’m not changing my way even if it is slightly slower (which I don’t believe it is for my situation)
 

Hollywood Duo

Member
Oct 25, 2017
15,993
I wear boxer briefs so I would have to maneuver the underwear flap so that I could get my junk out, it’s not like with boxers where the hole is easily accessible. I also wear suit pants for work and I’d worry about piss dribble if I was only going out the fly area so I’m not changing my way even if it is slightly slower (which I don’t believe it is for my situation)
I mean I don't care how people take a piss so you do you. All I'm saying is the zipper technique is faster. The number of motions is much less.