Those feel super fucking weird to stick your dick through. No thank you.
Edit: Like those footie pajamas with the ass flap.
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Edit: Like those footie pajamas with the ass flap.
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Unbutton and unzip. Sticking my dick through my underwear and my pants sounds like too much work. Unbuttoning and unzipping takes like 2 seconds.
People don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. Or the girth.
How fucking old are all you that you have to unbutton as well? I'm sorry but that's what little kids have to do.
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it takes the same amount of time, maybe less
you just gotta get good
I mainly use urinals only at work. And at work I'm required to wear a suit. Obviously have to wear a belt with a suit. Too much of a pain in the ass to undo the belt and retuck my shirt, get the gig line, etc. if I unbutton. All my boxers have the slit. So I just unzip.
Urinals are so great. Gotta love the short lines to get to them, because it's so darn quick and efficient.
So you are calling 50% of the people who voted a toddler. What a guy.
lol
These threads on ERA are always entertaining. Not as much as tipping threads but still.
I mean I'm sorry, but yes, that's kind of a toddler thing to do. Surprised you all don't just drop your pants at the urinal as well.
I unbutton, unzip, flap my underwear down beneath my balls and loose the stream.
I didn't know that people just unzip and flop their meat out until the last couple years.
But this, like wiping and everything else that you do in private, is one of those things the way that you do it seems like the most common, normal thing in the world, and the way that everybody else does it seems like the most animalistic, arcane, disgusting behavior on earth.
Case in point:
I didn't know that people just unzip and flop their meat out until the last couple years.
But this, like wiping and everything else that you do in private, is one of those things the way that you do it seems like the most common, normal thing in the world, and the way that everybody else does it seems like the most animalistic, arcane, disgusting behavior on earth.
Case in point:
It's strange when I see adults drop their pants and drawers all the way down to their ankles to use the urinal. It's weirder when it's at a trough urinal.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I get sweaty at work. Sometimes the balls need a scratch, and urinal time is the perfect time.
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you do all that at the urinal? seems like it takes way longer
bruh im sorry but this is worse than anything i've heard
it's quite simple
1.unzip fly
2. reach in, pull out, pee
3. shake
4. lean hips back a bit, push back in
5. zip up
takes 0.5 seconds to pull out and push back in
It is way longer 😉
J/K I've got a baby dick. Nah it doesn't take any more or less time than whatever method you use or don't use.
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nah you see, you have to scratch your balls out in the open. just reach in and do it.
trust me, it's a power move.
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yeah this is what i do when i wear basketball shorts as well
you're not wrong
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zip then fasten
anything else is barabaric
whya re you touching the water?
What's wrong with some of you.
Y'all doing unnecessary steps.
just unzip, pull your dick out and piss.
Y'all doing unnecessary steps.
just unzip, pull your dick out and piss.
I need you to do a time and motion study because there is no way that your way is quicker.
I wear boxer briefs so I would have to maneuver the underwear flap so that I could get my junk out, it's not like with boxers where the hole is easily accessible. I also wear suit pants for work and I'd worry about piss dribble if I was only going out the fly area so I'm not changing my way even if it is slightly slower (which I don't believe it is for my situation)
I'm confused. Isn't this an issue for almost every ERA user?
I mean I don't care how people take a piss so you do you. All I'm saying is the zipper technique is faster. The number of motions is much less.