Urinal splashback is a terrible things.
A man's trousers in the shin /knee area must be covered in piss.
Urinals in an emergency only for me.
not at the urinal, i just hold it up with my hands
never heard anyone comment on the urinal waterI feel like I'm speaking with Drax.
If you've ever worked in an office environment things like this are said all the time in a joking manner in a men's bathroom.
You really never heard anyone say "Oh man the waters cold."?
Sometimes people reply with "Yeah, and it's deep too."
chaotic evilNeither. Pull my jeans down a touch and whip it out over the top of the waistband
Uh....when I pull my stuff out it's well beyond the zipper opening. You guys trying to pee through the zipper opening like it's a squirt gun shooting through a small ring or something???
LOL
I know we're all gifted here, but you're not 4 inches of girth gifted.
You thought zippers only exist to pee through??This thread is blowing my mind. I thought everyone unzipped. Isn't that the purpose of the zipper?
Unbuttoning sounds so strange and takes more effort.
It takes me half a second to undo my belt. What if I have to poop? Is it a hassle to pull my whole pants situation down just to poop? Should pants have built in trap doors now?You just unzip. Like, what if you're wearing a belt? You're gonna undo your whole pants situation just to pee?
100% agree with pepe here
Ok, someone remind me but do women's pants not have zippers or something? Am I just imagining they do?This thread is blowing my mind. I thought everyone unzipped. Isn't that the purpose of the zipper?
Unbuttoning sounds so strange and takes more effort.
See, that's the only time when I'll just unzip; if I'm dressed up/tucked in. My job/style does not normally require me to be tucked, so I pretty much always unbutton and unzip. It's just more comfortable to me.I'm not undoing my belt to use a urinal. I'm not tucking my shirt back in and getting re-dressed every time I use a urinal. Makes no sense.
Most women's pants have zippers, unless they're a weird legging hybrid (like jeggings). A zipper allows the waistband of the pant to expand, which is useful for getting them over wide hips.Ok, someone remind me but do women's pants not have zippers or something? Am I just imagining they do?
i dont believe in normal tbh
it takes me a half second to pull out of my flyWhat the-? Why would you just unzip? I'm not going to stick my dick through a tiny hole with zippers on the side. That's hella uncomfortable. Unbutton and unzip to give yourself room.
It takes me half a second to undo my belt. What if I have to poop? Is it a hassle to pull my whole pants situation down just to poop? Should pants have built in trap doors now?
why notUnzip and unbutton and sit down privately. I've never used a urinal in my life.
I mean I don't care how people take a piss so you do you. All I'm saying is the zipper technique is faster. The number of motions is much less.
you need to learn to handle your dick better
Don't tempt meI've got the need for speed so I just stand in front of the urinal, pants on, and just piss myself
who has time to unzip, unbutton, or take their dingus out?
Show your proof
They do lolOk, someone remind me but do women's pants not have zippers or something? Am I just imagining they do?
Ok, someone remind me but do women's pants not have zippers or something? Am I just imagining they do?
it takes me a half second to pull out of my fly
the hole is pretty big idk what kind of pants you're wearing. i've never once touched the zipper teeth on the sides. i'm average
I know, I'm just shocked that poster thought zippers were exclusively for peeing through. Like you think that logic would lead them to think the zipper on women's pants was lower so they could pee through it too.Most women's pants have zippers, unless they're a weird legging hybrid (like jeggings). A zipper allows the waistband of the pant to expand, which is useful for getting them over wide hips.
I'm still unsure why that is a thing.Ok, someone remind me but do women's pants not have zippers or something? Am I just imagining they do?
Well you would pull out your junk first but I thought that is what one of the functions for the zipper on pants were for.
I just pee my pants and vanish the evidence.I've got the need for speed so I just stand in front of the urinal, pants on, and just piss myself
I guess this has to be said but it's to help you get your pants on and off.
Do your boxers not have a button? It's honestly easier to unbutton pants than to reach through the zipper hole to unbutton your boxers and then pull your junk out.I wear boxers so it takes zero effort to just unzip.
Unbuttoning sounds really weird to me.
Literally every pair sold by Fruit of the Loom or Hanes will have a hole in the front of the boxers.
Say that again? You're saying that you can whip your dick out faster than I can pull my phone out of my pocket? Are you going commando? Should I be concerned at your quick draw?
If you're whipping your junk out that fast, then I'm sorry, but you're definitely grazing the zipper as you pop out your spring-loaded pisser.