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People of Era who use urinals...
- Thread starter Fulminator
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Ive never encountered this issue. Makes me wonder how some of you piss if you're encountering piss getting all over your pants.
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I feel like I'm speaking with Drax.
If you've ever worked in an office environment things like this are said all the time in a joking manner in a men's bathroom.
You really never heard anyone say "Oh man the waters cold."?
Sometimes people reply with "Yeah, and it's deep too."
Unzip, unbotton, trousers and boxers down the ankle and no hands baby look at me be wilding now.
Jokes aside, just unzip.
Jokes aside, just unzip.
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I haven't seen one of those in years.
Who use underwear??
I wear boxers so it takes zero effort to just unzip.
Unbuttoning sounds really weird to me.
Literally every pair sold by Fruit of the Loom or Hanes will have a hole in the front of the boxers.
Unbuttoning sounds really weird to me.
Literally every pair sold by Fruit of the Loom or Hanes will have a hole in the front of the boxers.
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More power to you and it works for me, but it hurts a bit and is uncomfortable. :/
I had never used a urinal before starting kindergarten and I distinctly remember just dropping my pants all the way to the ground lmao. Embarrassing in the moment but thinking about it now I can't stop cracking up. Somehow no one remembered it or brought it up for my entire public school career which is surprising.
What the-? Why would you just unzip? I'm not going to stick my dick through a tiny hole with zippers on the side. That's hella uncomfortable. Unbutton and unzip to give yourself room.
It takes me half a second to undo my belt. What if I have to poop? Is it a hassle to pull my whole pants situation down just to poop? Should pants have built in trap doors now?
Ok, someone remind me but do women's pants not have zippers or something? Am I just imagining they do?
See, that's the only time when I'll just unzip; if I'm dressed up/tucked in. My job/style does not normally require me to be tucked, so I pretty much always unbutton and unzip. It's just more comfortable to me.
Zip hole is too small /uncomfortable. It was fine when I was a kid, but not good enough now.
Anyhow I normally avoid urinals and use a toilet (for stand up wee). I like to dab with toilet paper after the shake, so that there is zero urine residue, before putting package back into underwear. I can't be alone in this?
Anyhow I normally avoid urinals and use a toilet (for stand up wee). I like to dab with toilet paper after the shake, so that there is zero urine residue, before putting package back into underwear. I can't be alone in this?
Most women's pants have zippers, unless they're a weird legging hybrid (like jeggings). A zipper allows the waistband of the pant to expand, which is useful for getting them over wide hips.
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i dont believe in normal tbh
it takes me a half second to pull out of my fly
the hole is pretty big idk what kind of pants you're wearing. i've never once touched the zipper teeth on the sides. i'm average
by era standards
why not
I just lift my leg and pee through my leg hole. Too much of a pain to take my above average length penis out of my pants.
Unbutton and unzip. A) It's faster and less of a hassle and B) I saw too many comedies as a child where people got caught in their fly and I always assumed it was because they've got their stuff pulled just through an unzipped fly.
I've got the need for speed so I just stand in front of the urinal, pants on, and just piss myself
who has time to unzip, unbutton, or take their dingus out?
Show your proof
who has time to unzip, unbutton, or take their dingus out?
Show your proof
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you need to learn to handle your dick better
get on that quick draw train y'know
Of course they do, how else would women piss at urinals?
I don't know why people are acting like undoing a belt buckle or a pants button is this long labor. Like someone in here was saying they'd have to get re-dressed if they did more than unzip. Like you're not getting naked to go pee, guys.
Say that again? You're saying that you can whip your dick out faster than I can pull my phone out of my pocket? Are you going commando? Should I be concerned at your quick draw?
If you're whipping your junk out that fast, then I'm sorry, but you're definitely grazing the zipper as you pop out your spring-loaded pisser.
Say that again? You're saying that you can whip your dick out faster than I can pull my phone out of my pocket? Are you going commando? Should I be concerned at your quick draw?
If you're whipping your junk out that fast, then I'm sorry, but you're definitely grazing the zipper as you pop out your spring-loaded pisser.
I know, I'm just shocked that poster thought zippers were exclusively for peeing through. Like you think that logic would lead them to think the zipper on women's pants was lower so they could pee through it too.
Well you would pull out your junk first but I thought that is what one of the functions for the zipper on pants were for.
Not sure about women's pants though.
I unzip and fumble to pull it out if I'm wearing jeans. With shorts I just pull it down to my thighs and fire.
Anyone ever have someone use a urinal right next to you even when there's several different ones. Like there's 8 urinals in my office bathroom, I go all the way to like the 6th one, and this guy uses the 5th one. Like why? Just use the 1st one.
Anyone ever have someone use a urinal right next to you even when there's several different ones. Like there's 8 urinals in my office bathroom, I go all the way to like the 6th one, and this guy uses the 5th one. Like why? Just use the 1st one.
I just pee my pants and vanish the evidence.
I guess this has to be said but it's to help you get your pants on and off.
Do your boxers not have a button? It's honestly easier to unbutton pants than to reach through the zipper hole to unbutton your boxers and then pull your junk out.
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Say that again? You're saying that you can whip your dick out faster than I can pull my phone out of my pocket? Are you going commando? Should I be concerned at your quick draw?
If you're whipping your junk out that fast, then I'm sorry, but you're definitely grazing the zipper as you pop out your spring-loaded pisser.
i leave my boxers unbuttoned as a shortcut lmao
the boxer fabric protects my dick from the zipper
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