Well, there's the trauma stories, the psych stories, and the sick medical stories.
For example, I was in triage the other day and a gentleman calmly walks in and tells me his house was broken into and he was stabbed with an axe. An axe. I look down at his arm and see a little scratch and wasn't too worried but then when he lifted up his arm to show me the wound his shirt armpit was covered in blood. He lifts up his shirt and has a monstrous gaping 12 cm wound that goes all the way down to his ribs but did not, by miracle, penetrate his pleura. Incredible. We offered him a wheelchair to the trauma bay but he insisted on walking.
Neurosurgery PGY-5
Tired all the time. Always on call. Operating every day.
Love my job.
I'm sorry man. By the way, I have a consult for you.