(the individual is surprised that he or she is dating a ninja)
Me neither
For an enhanced experience, read these in the voice of Max Payne.
Yup.I thought I would be sneaky and figured if I took a little at a time, my dad would never notice because he tended to have multiple bottles at once. Of course, as with all things, he totally noticed that vodka would disappear every once in a while, he just didn't say anything.
I don't think the Hispanic one is more complicated that it seems, unfortunately. As for the Mount Rushmore one, I think that's just LOL FUNNY FACE PEEKING LOL but at least it's not racist.Can someone explain the Hispanic tears joke and the Mount Rushmore one from a few pages back?
I think some (all?) of this are genuinely trying to be funny and most succeeded."Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever." is genuinely amazing.
That's what I figured.
I thought it had to do with the stereotype that Latinos are emotional.
I posted the Rushmore one. It's the kind of visual "thing" that makes you laugh or doesn't. To me it looks like either a wedding under the sacred eye of George Washington (and, to be honest, it was probably the kind of intention behind the picture - let that sink in) or GW looking at your wedding and saying "... pathetic."Can someone explain the Hispanic tears joke and the Mount Rushmore one from a few pages back?
I'm torn if this is funny or infuriating.
I sincerely hope whoever wrote this business fails miserably.
I had a boss like this.
And the little pervert couldn´t help smell his little Trump-size hand afterwards lmfaoWow he really got up there. I think I just saw a monkey quickly ass-fist a dog.
some shit with Vanessa Phoenix & Lexxxus Adams.
Must be Japanese, perfect Kanchō form. He's quite considerate, even contemplates the amount of fingers to use and went down from three to two.Jesus, that little fucker lol.
Just aiming it's hand up and then gone...