Most of the tweets are just of gifs that would be posted here anyway without the embed, so its no biggie.
‘If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today.’
How many shit relationships has this person had that they thought this was a good idea?‘If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today.’
Basically it’s saying if you’re in a relationship with them then decide whether you’re going to stay with them forever or leave them immediately. No changing your mind later if one of you decides you want something else or you get bored of each other or if they cheat on you, the tattoo hath spoken.
Have you not seen the scientific diagrams that look like shitposts Twitter. I never really use Twitter. But there's a few Twitter's that give me life.
Just take your own drinks.
I once saw my brother slip like this on rice. Then he stood up and slipped on the rice again. It was the funniest goddamn shit I've ever seen in my life. I laughed for like 5 minutes straight and it still cracks me up when I think about it.
I mean, you get super drunk, eat a lot of food, probably get in a knife fight and end up sleeping in a barn.