I couldn't be a Vet, some people are too dumb to own a pet and I would't have the patience to not tell them off for being idiots. So I went into IT where the idiots just break machines not harm other creatures.
The biggest issue vets seem to have here (and in other countries with socialized health care) is that they're not used to health care costing actual money - since pets are, you know, not health insured.
Back in the day when deep frozen pizza was still a new thing a cousin of mine went into the kitchen and was curious about the bad smell.
Oooh not the nicest for lingering either :D