There's a new thread that's been posted and it's one that perfectly
Suits my taste and suits my humor, oh my God it's just for me
I have to spend a moment, just a minute of my time
To slap a witty post together, both smart and sublime
Maybe I will start it with some humor, how's a pun?
Nah, puns are overrated, so Frank Castle's work is done
How about a joke? One day three guys, they hit a bar
But once their faces hit the brass, they didn't get too far!
No stupid, that's just stupid, that's an old one and so lame!
If I post that ancient joke, I know I'd get some blame
Or how about a quote about a vote in which a stoat
Voted its stoat vote against a goat behind a moat?
Eh, even guys named Seuss who could claim a PhD
Would reject that stupid concept; so I guess I do agree
Forget opening with humor! Let's get into the meat
Of this thread's main concept, the one that's making heat!
...I don't know that much about this. Although I thought I did
But now that I am reading, I feel like a little kid
But joy oh joy, am I in luck! This kind of thing ain't tricky!
I sneakily abscond away straight to the topic's wiki!
A newly minted expert, I return to sainted thread
'Cause I must loose this zinger now before it flees my head
My fingers fly, it's do or die, they smack the keys like hammers!
Red lines show up like bloody scars; screw you, no time for grammar!
I press submit with bated breath
My genius is composed!
Only to see
Appear to me
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