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Production of Netflix's The Witcher has paused (Update: Satire)

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Dali

Dali

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Oct 27, 2017
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Why put up with it? He's not that great and im sure there are other's more fitting that would be happy to take over. The property itself is a pretty big draw without having him onboard.
 
kittens

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Oct 27, 2017
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I had no idea this was a joke and I just read on in horror at how much of an asshole Henry Cavill is apparently lol
 
Kin5290

Kin5290

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Honestly this is a pretty funny joke on Witcher 3 players constantly getting sidetracked by sidequests and exploration.

Please tell me the OP thought it was real.
 
Sgt. Demblant

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Oh, I went through so many emotions reading this.
Already planning a post in my head from the first sentence and then going "hold on" as I kept reading, lol.
 
sappyday

sappyday

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Oct 27, 2017
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I do like it's basically what would happen if if Cavill was a real life Geralt being played by a player. He's constantly doing side quests and ignoring the main quest
 
HamCormier

HamCormier

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"I'll take any contract. If you've got the coin. Witcher's code. Venti macchiato for Cledwyn!"

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SweetNicole

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Official Staff Communication
Please don't pass off satirical articles as legitimate news.
 
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