It's that time again, folks! I've got a very special guest with me who's gonna help me out with today's judgement. My buddy Jack Burton is here!
You..... You don't know Jack Burton? Well, I'll let him introduce himself.
You tell 'em Jack. Anyways, now onto the festivities!
Chamon,
Dirtyshubb,
iboshow,
jsnepo,
NLCPRESIDENT,
Vervain,
vivftp,
ResistCritical,
PlunderBunker,
chris 1515,
CypressFX,
CosmicBolt. All of you, please step forward! For the crimes of failing to correctly predict the reveal date of the PlayStation 5, I hereby sentence you to the following avatars. Wear them with pride. Wear them with shame.
Chamon, enjoy this horrifying Cookie Monster cake! Let's hope it tastes better than it looks.....
Ditryshubb, some Wayne Cochran oughta chase away those blues!
iboshow, maybe you can help figure out what's going through this alpaca's mind!
jsnepo, everybody needs themselves a copy of Cinderella on PS2!
NLCPRESIDENT, I hear the reveal date is written on a piece of paper in this truck. See if you can find it!
Vervain, BEANS
vivftp, put on a goofy face for the foreseeable future!
ResistCritical, BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
PlunderBunker, Anaconda may not be a great movie, but this bootleg poster of it from Ghana is a masterpiece
chris 1515, practice the perfect hair styling techniques with this cosmetology head! Sorry, but they charge per individual hair, so I got the cheap one.
CypressFX, no toy collection is complete without some Obvious Plant goodness
CosmicBolt, remember when Van Damme was in great movies? Well, this wasn't one.
That's it folks! Lots of fun and good times today. I'm gonna go have a drink or seven now. What do you think, Jack? Isn't this as fun as I promised?
Meh, I've been called worse.