Quilette Editor, National Post Writer, Transphobe, Bigot, Claimed "Intellectual", Tricked into Using Dog Shampoo (for months) by Small Font

Squarehard

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Oct 27, 2017
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LOL

I guess that pic of the dog was also too small of a print.

His backtrack is even better.
 

neon/drifter

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lmao the backtracking. Shampoos that have pictures of people doing dishes on them?

Bruh, that's dish soap.
 

bremon

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Oct 27, 2017
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Probably about as common as using dish soap as body wash which, like using dog shampoo, I’ve never heard of anyone doing. Doubles down on the stupid by telling the internet lol.
 

Foot

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The ones with pictures of waterfalls are for washing your waterfall, idiot.
 

f4u1dfb6

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Motherfucker purchases accurately labeled dog shampoo he found on the the pet aisle with a picture of a dog on it and thought he'd get on the internet and shame the manufacturer for tricking him into thinking it was something other than dog shampoo.
 

PeskyToaster

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Oct 27, 2017
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Hundreds of millions of people manage to not use dog shampoo everyday but somehow it’s someone else’s fault when it happens to this person lol
 

Richter1887

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In a few months:
I have been eating this candy someone gave me. It tastes bitter. Anybody knows why?
 
Oct 27, 2017
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In most stores shampoos for dogs and humans are not in the same aisle. I've also never seen any pictures on shampoo I've bought, much less ones he described. Man must be on something when shopping.
 
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excelsiorlef

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Oct 25, 2017
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Dude will probably tweet later and claim it was a joke and people took him seriously, and those people are the fools

Then, he'll claim it proof of cancel culture, the falsness and Danger of MeToo, and that trans people are all liar, or something lol
 

androvsky

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Oct 27, 2017
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The "unrelated" pics are of things you want to smell like or be. Wet dog is a pretty notorious scent.

Also, "people cleaning dishes", so he's used dish soap as shampoo too. We sure this isn't a comedy bit?

The pivot to 'I was just trolling and you all fell for it' can't be too far away now.
Any second now
 

bsigg

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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm trying to figure out why he would self own like that? Was he thinking he was going to pull one over on Arm and Hammer?
 

f4u1dfb6

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The "unrelated" pics are of things you want to smell like or be. Wet dog is a pretty notorious scent.

Also, "people cleaning dishes", so he's used dish soap as shampoo too. We sure this isn't a comedy bit?


Any second now
Owning the libs by believably claiming you used dog shampoo for a month without noticing.
 

DevilPuncher

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Oct 25, 2017
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The defense is something else.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a non-dog shampoo have a dog on it. Like, ever.

What a moron.
 

Scottoest

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You'd have to jump so many hurdles to make this mistake though. For one, this would presumably be in the pet aisle of the store. For two... dog on the bottle. For three, going through the whole bottle without once happening to look at it and notice "for pets". For four... never questioning Arm & Hammer making oatmeal shampoo.

His response about shampoos bottles having people doing dishes and stuff on them is just bollocks. Waterfalls? Sure. I'll eat a hat if he can show me a shampoo bottle with someone doing dishes on it.