Rate The Last Movie You Watched In 5 Words

[QuantumZebra]

Wonder Woman:

*great* WW1/greek mythology flick - 9.5/10

 

[Elandyll]

Halloween 3

Creepy masks melt kids' faces
8/10

 

[StrawberryJam]

The Fog

Don't go into the fog

8/10

 

[Kamagii]

Night of the leaving dead

Real zombies all the time!

8/10

 

[Masquerade Overture]

Bodied

Pretentious Tumblr Argument: The Movie

 

[Laughing Banana]

A Simple Favor

Gorgeous People, Good Movie, Like!

 

[Sotha_Sil]

Bohemian Rhapsody

Pure nostalgia, yet still fun.

6/10

 

[DeeDogg]

Bruce Almighty
SMITE ME, ALMIGHTY SMITER!

 

[Deleted member 13496]

Brawl in Cell Block 99

Was that actually Vince Vaughn?!

Spoiler

Seriously he killed that role. I thought he was type-cast to fuck but here we are.

 

[HouseDragon]

Incredibles 2

The same, with roles reversed

8/10

 

[Binster]

Attack The Block

Aw, they're quite sweet really.

9/10

 

[Deleted member 46641]

A star is born

Oh my god I'm crying

9/10

First man

Actually about suppressed grief emotions

8/10

 

[Baked Pigeon]

Halloween

Not bad for being free.

6.5/10

 

[Woke Garlic]

Mandy

Bad LSD, manic Cage. Perfecto.

 

[Prolepro]

Bone Tomahawk

My crotch hurts a bit

8/10

 

[Chris McQueen]

The Equalizer 2

Slow. Should have been better.

6.5 out of 10.

 

[Joeku]

Jason X

Let's have some premarital sex!

3/10

 

[viskod]

Incredibles 2.

The ending was too rushed.

8/10

 

[ODDI]

Oh, it isn't over yet.

Sicario 2
7/10

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Infinity War

Everyone is in this one.

 

[Deleted member 5167]

it was the original robocop

10/10

 

[SquirrelSaysNuts]

The Bodyguard (1992)

"Girlfriend, you loved this film?!"

Or alternatively:
"That's Toby from West Wing!

 

[Camjo-Z]

Liar Liar

Worse than I remember it.

 

[Bulby]

Aliens (original cut)

Better than the directors cut.

 

[dosh]

Hold the dark

Don't answer weird strangers' requests.

Alternatively (and spoilery):

Spoiler

Adults often eat their young.

8/10

 

[Atisha]

Arizona

Danny Boil

 

[Kromeo]

Cheaper by the Dozen

What a piece of shit

Spoiler

Not exaggerating when I say I rank it as the worst movie I've seen

 

[DarkChronic]

Suspiria

what the hell was that

7/10

 

[GSG]

In theaters:
A Star is Born
Unrealistic plot and poor pacing
5/10

At home:
Sanju
Good biopic of bollywood actor
7.5/10

 

[tangeu]

John Carpenter's The Thing:

The height of practical effects
10/10

 

[apstyl]

Suspiria - 9/10

Prestige horror with vintage aesthetics

 

[Keym]

Isle of Dogs

Those dogs gave me feels, 8.5/10

 

[Bloodshed]

Made me cry, kids bored

Christopher Robin

7/10

 

[KrAzEd]

"I'm not crying, you're crying"

A Star Is Born (8/10)


"Scary how relevant this is"

Blackkklansman (8/10)

 

[Sephzilla]

Batman 1989

This movie just oozes style

 

[Unknown Unknown]

Streets of Fire

The best underrated 80's movie.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Tomb Raider 2018

I got bored and quit.

 

[Hassel]

Equalizer 2.

Denzel likes money, the sequel

 

[Unaha-Closp]

Hereditary (2018)

Toni Collette Is Always Great

 

[NickMitch]

Sicario 2: Soldado

"Teenagers neck deep in shit"

3/5

 

[GameAddict411]

Sorry To Bother You

It really bothered me

 

[Chris McQueen]

Blindspotting (2018)

Oh man, that was amazing.

9 out of 10.

 

[Juan29.Zapata]

Won't You Be My Neighbor (2018)

Fucking hell, am I crying.

9/10

 

[hateradio]

The Girl in the Spider's Web

6.5/10

Swedish version was much better.

 

[thecowboypoet]

The Babadook

8/10

Was rooting for Babadook. #childfree

 

[Shady]

Searching (2018)

Clever concept, great twists, moving.

8.5/10

 

[passepied joe]

Love Exposure

Boners and panties are kino

 

[frankenstrat]

Bohemian Rhapsody

Almost but not quite there.

Uneven/10

 

[Polaris]

The Rock.

Cage, Connery. Harris. Perfection. Cheesy.

 

[Barn]

Track 29: Didn't expect Drop Dead Fred.