Rate The Last Movie You Watched In 5 Words

[Taco_Human]

I'm under an NDA. It was okay. 7/10. It releases at the end of the year.

 

[WhySoDevious]

Avengers: Endgame

Holy shit balls exclamation point

10/10

 

[Chris McQueen]

I'm under an NDA. It was okay. 7/10. It releases at the end of the year.

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[RetroMG]

Endgame.

Fitting wrapup of eleven years.

 

[Hoagmaster]

Scream

Fantastic opening, okay everything else.

 

[Deleted member 9305]

Sorcerer (1977)

the ultimate gephyrophobia horror trip

 

[Look! The Pie!]

The Ritual

Incredible monster design, shite ending.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

Colossal (1st rewatch since like 2017)
9/10
Mecha Robot Suck Large Balls

 

[xxracerxx]

Terrible, not worth the time.

Action Point starring Johnny Knoxville.

 

[RockyBalboa_]

Avengers: Infinity War

Thanos Wins, I loved it :D

 

[robot]

Suspiria (2018)

Not bad, worse than original.

 

[Shahed]

Usual Marvel film. Just Longer

 

[tsampikos]

Fucks wrong with Mewtwos mouth

 

[Segafreak]

Star Wars TLJ

Worst scifi movie ever made

 

[Iceternal]

Star Wars Rogue One

Better than The Last Jedi

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Pokemon: Detective Pikachu

Doesn't know who it's for.

 

[Ryuhza]

Avengers Endgame

Great, but needs more Rocket

 

[Dullahan]

The Head Hunter

Unique, strange. Haunting final shot.

 

[CloudWolf]

Guava Island
Donald Glover plays Music Jesus

5/10

 

[Phabh]

Avengers Infinity War

Impactless action teenage fantasy nonsense

 

[zoozilla]

Fargo

William H. Macy is amazing.

 

[Keldroc]

Detective Pikachu

Somebody Read "Save The Cat"

Star Wars TLJ

Worst scifi movie ever made

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Star Wars Rogue One

Better than The Last Jedi

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Avengers Infinity War

Impactless action teenage fantasy nonsense

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Ow The Edge So Cool

 

[Flipyap]

The Warriors

Rapey homophobic losers doing nothing.

 

[Eggiem]

The Shawshank Redemption
(German title: Die Verurteilten = The Convicts)

Get Out The (excellent) Movie

 

[Deleted member 179]

Detective Pikachu

This is actually pretty good

 

[Dan-o]

John Wick 3:

John Wickiest John Wick film..

 

[ArtVandelay]

Broken Flowers (rewatch):
More sexist than I remembered.

 

[Valkerion]

Batman vs. Ninja Turtles

This is entirely too long

 

[Chris McQueen]

Good Time (2017)

Robert Pattinson. Well, I Never!

8/10

 

[FaceHugger]

The Cell

Them were some big buttcheeks

 

[Classicrock78]

Chud2
Not as good as chud

 

[HotHamBoy]

John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum

"Saturday Morning Cartoon For Adults"

Spoiler

It's awesome

 

[Deleted member 9305]

Iron Sky (2): The Coming Race

tinhats were right after all

 

[verygooster]

Aquaman (2018):
Incredibly fun. Julie Andrews kaiju.

 

[Pikachu]

Suspiria (2018)

Without what made Suspiria good

 

[HanSoloCup]

John Wick 3

Relentless action from the start.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

The Last Jedi
It's not growing on me

 

[Mars]

Endgame

Yep, that is fan service.

 

[Ramala]

Female comedians drinking loadsa wine.

Wine Country. Far more enjoyable than I expected. The story was predictable, of course, but the performances saved the day.

 

[Whitemex]

MiB
Forgot how great it is

 

[Ramala]

Avengers Infinity War

Impactless action teenage fantasy nonsense

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Serious question? Did you not *know* this was already going to be your opinion going in? And if so why did you see it?

 

[Quinton]

Endgame

It was OK; nice wine

 

[itwasTuesday]

A Simple Favor
Tried hard to be weird.

 

[Chris McQueen]

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019)

Pedestrian. Directionless. Don't even bother.

2/10

 

[mr_nexus]

In the Mouth of Madness

Actually gave me Lovecraftian nightmare

7.5 out of 10

 

[criteriondog]

John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum

Choreographed action and detail everywhere!

(Everyone, seriously, see this movie!)

 

[Phabh]

Serious question? Did you not *know* this was already going to be your opinion going in? And if so why did you see it?

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It's what I expected going in, but a part of me thought maybe I was missing something about this cultural phenomenom, like an old, jaded man in 1977 would maybe miss out on the appeal of Star Wars. But I don't think they're comparable at all.

 

[Harp]

Detective Pikachu was pretty good.

 

[Ramala]

It's what I expected going in, but a part of me thought maybe I was missing something about this cultural phenomenom, like an old, jaded man in 1977 would maybe miss out on the appeal of Star Wars. But I don't think they're comparable at all.

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I think your enjoyment on this was very much predicated on your enjoyment and investment in the past 22 movies. It was a little bit fan service over content - i agree - but that's what everyone clearly wanted, apparently.

 

[Haze]

John Wick 3: Parabellum

John Wick 2 was better