RE Village: The dating version

[Blackbird]

This game is filled with hot people with their own quirky personalities.

What's your pick?

LADY D

DONNA BENEVIENTO​

SALVATORE MOREAU​

KARL HEISENBERG

CHRIS REDFIELD​

 

[Leo-Tyrant]

No

 

[Patitoloco]

No

Horny Resident Evil is something I won't ever understand.

 

[lvl 99 Pixel]

Is there one that isn't some kind of monster or murderer?

 

[L Thammy]

No

Horny Resident Evil is something I won't ever understand.

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Some people just react to fear differently.

 

[Blackbird]

No

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No

Horny Resident Evil is something I won't ever understand.

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Am i getting bonked this early

 

[Firmus_Anguis]

Nah.

 

[Saturday]

All Chris Redfield has eyes for is Piers punching boulders tho :(

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Moreau of course. Who doesn't like a sad fish man

Chris doesn't do sexy time anyway.

 

[Bansai]

It's not even weekend yet!

 

[Freezasaurus]

Donna for sure. 😍

I hope the doll doesn't like to watch.

 

[ThereAre4Lights]

I'd say Chris, but he didn't even explain why he shot me full of holes and bolted.

 

[Nooblet]

Easy

 

[NightShift]

I'd wait for the Joe Baker DLC.

 

[Delaney]

If there are 1000 people in the world that want to bone Chris Redfield, I'm one of them. If there are 100 people in the world who want to bone Chris Redfield, I'm still one of them. If there's only one person in the world who wants to bone Chris Redfield, that's just me. If there are no people in the world who want to bone Chris, that means that I am no longer alive.

 

[Lulu]

Chris is real buff in re8, just saying

 

[gimmedanger]

Sorry but please no!

 

[Deleted member 16876]

Chris was a dick in this game and the rest would kill you or give you viruses. Best to leave it.

 

[Diogo Arez]

Chris was a dick in this game and the rest would kill you or give you viruses. Best to leave it.

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Knowing the internet there's probably someone into that shit lmao

 

[Messofanego]

If there are 1000 people in the world that want to bone Chris Redfield, I'm one of them. If there are 100 people in the world who want to bone Chris Redfield, I'm still one of them. If there's only one person in the world who wants to bone Chris Redfield, that's just me. If there are no people in the world who want to bone Chris, that means that I am no longer alive.

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Poetry

 

[CloakBass]

where is The Duke

 

[Deleted member 16876]

Knowing the internet there's probably someone into that shit lmao

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Indeed haha

I mean, people on internet like the weirdest things... Some people make Minecraft porn...

Freaking cubes

 

[JusDoIt]

It's barely Friday!

 

[Fat4all]

karl was fun

i could grab a beer with karl

we'd get into some freaky shit

 

[SickNasty]

Bunch of prudes in this thread.

 

[Fat4all]

what the heck, am i really only one of two who'd take it all the way to the metal menagerie with karl

 

[Turnscr3w]

what the heck, am i really only one of two who'd take it all the way to the metal menagerie with karl

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Will you aid his revolution?

 

[Fat4all]

Will you aid his revolution?

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I AM THE REVOLUTION

 

[AgentLampshade]

Donna for sure. 😍

I hope the doll doesn't like to watch.

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I hope it does

 

[Axon]

Lady D easy.

 

[manustany]

Easy

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!

 

[manustany]

MY LADY, cus that way I could deflate her funny cheeks with my index finger.

 

[Last Jon Standing]

Bella could kick me in the nose and I'd still feel blessed afterwards.

 

[Yappa]

Adding Chris is not FairPlay.

 

[CosmicGP]

Donna with the hope that her crazy side is confined to the doll.

..... or one of the three vampire daughters.

 

[Gradon]

one sec lemme turn into a boulder

 

[Karlinel]

Both lady D and Chris are hot, but Lady is a bit too psycho and Chris a bit "neutered" (maybe he still mourns Piers?) and dull. But hey, it'd still be fun.

 

[Mórríoghain]

Can we go for the goth sisters? 🤔

 

[Temtastic Muns]

Can we go for the goth sisters? 🤔

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To use an old slang term:

Those girls are so fly.

 

[Hassansan]

We always come back to horny resident evil threads.

They should just give us the dating sim at this point, easy $$ Capcom!