Rejoice! I just had $5,557.00 worth of parking ticket wiped clean!!

Oct 28, 2017
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I know what you're thinking "You sly fox, teach us in the ways of beating city hall and how to look good doing it" but alas this was not of my own doing.


http://6abc.com/traffic/parking-ticket-amnesty-program-draws-a-crowd-/3410485/

Sure I waiting in line longer that i would ride KingDa KA At Six Flags back in 05 but it was almost 6 stacks!!

The score now is:

City of Philadelphia 192
Soapbox Killer 3

I'm turning this franchise around!!
 

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I know what you're thinking "You sly fox, teach us in the ways of beating city hall and how to look good doing it" but alas this was not of my own doing.


http://6abc.com/traffic/parking-ticket-amnesty-program-draws-a-crowd-/3410485/

Sure I waiting in line longer that i would ride KingDa KA At Six Flags back in 05 but it was almost 6 stacks!!

The score now is:

City of Philadelphia 192
Soapbox Killer 3

I'm turning this franchise around!!
So, long story short soapbox, evade the law until they get give up.

I like this advice.
 

Volimar

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Oct 25, 2017
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So the lesson here is that there's a maniac in Philly driving around like a psychopath with zero repercussions.
 

Syriel

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Dec 13, 2017
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BRUH HOW YOU GET $6,000 WORTH OF PARKING TICKETS THO
SRSLY OP. How much did you owe for the last five years?

Especially since this is just for tickets from before 2013.

Monday marks the last day for the PPA ticket amnesty program. For a $50 fee, any unpaid parking ticket received before 2013 is forgiven as long as tickets received in the last five years are paid in full.
Between this thread and your post in the T-Mobile/Sprint merger thread, you might be living beyond your means.
 

Ominym

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Oct 25, 2017
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How in the fuck when you owe nearly $6,000 in parking tickets are they not just throwing a boot on your car on sight?
 

SegFault

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Oct 25, 2017
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i mean yea the PPA are fucking terrible and ticket happy

but DAMN how the fuck you rack up that much in tickets
 

Poppy

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Oct 25, 2017
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corvallis, OR
that's a ridiculous amount of parking ticket lol

anyway my best advice on how to avoid local law enforcement is to simply move out of that state and never go back again
 
OP
OP
Soapbox Killer
Oct 28, 2017
14,130
Parking where ever the fuck and ignoring the tickets each time
sorta.


Sorry y'all I just left the gig.

First of all the PPA is a shithole of a organization that preys on the little guy. Look at the old Parking Wars show. That shit was for real.

Second look at the video in the link. Notice a trend? I'm not saying I'm just saying.

And it was more lile 8 racks but I had to dispute some and pay the rest. Parking tickets never expire and some of these are from like 15+ years ago. I played the game with them like they did with me. When I was in tech school I would park on the street and forget to feed the meter and when I racked up enough tickets I would change the plates or sell the car. Its all game.
 

CallMeShaft

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Oct 25, 2017
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Why should I rejoice? Are you splitting that money with me? When will I get my money? I think I'm gonna get a Switch with my half of the money.
 

Ominym

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Oct 25, 2017
967
sorta.


Sorry y'all I just left the gig.

First of all the PPA is a shithole of a organization that preys on the little guy. Look at the old Parking Wars show. That shit was for real.

Second look at the video in the link. Notice a trend? I'm not saying I'm just saying.

And it was more lile 8 racks but I had to dispute some and pay the rest. Parking tickets never expire and some of these are from like 15+ years ago. I played the game with them like they did with me. When I was in tech school I would park on the street and forget to feed the meter and when I racked up enough tickets I would change the plates or sell the car. Its all game.
Eight thousand dollars? As in, $8,000? How in the fuck do they not come after you for that?

How do you even go about disputing a parking ticket from a decade ago?
 

Syriel

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Dec 13, 2017
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And it was more lile 8 racks but I had to dispute some and pay the rest. Parking tickets never expire and some of these are from like 15+ years ago. I played the game with them like they did with me. When I was in tech school I would park on the street and forget to feed the meter and when I racked up enough tickets I would change the plates or sell the car. Its all game.
Surprised you didn't get your license suspended and/or blocked from renewing the plates/getting new ones.
 

jjreamPop

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Oct 25, 2017
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So the lesson here is that there's a maniac in Philly driving around like a psychopath with zero repercussions.
Lmao. This whole story is astounding.

sorta.


Sorry y'all I just left the gig.

First of all the PPA is a shithole of a organization that preys on the little guy. Look at the old Parking Wars show. That shit was for real.

Second look at the video in the link. Notice a trend? I'm not saying I'm just saying.

And it was more lile 8 racks but I had to dispute some and pay the rest. Parking tickets never expire and some of these are from like 15+ years ago. I played the game with them like they did with me. When I was in tech school I would park on the street and forget to feed the meter and when I racked up enough tickets I would change the plates or sell the car. Its all game.
This is amazing. I'm genuinely impressed, you're my hero, and we should all aspire to be more like Soapbox.
 

MIMIC

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Dec 18, 2017
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LOL, damn. $6,000, though? Well good on you for taking advantage of this amnesty program.
 
Oct 25, 2017
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sorta.


Sorry y'all I just left the gig.

First of all the PPA is a shithole of a organization that preys on the little guy. Look at the old Parking Wars show. That shit was for real.

Second look at the video in the link. Notice a trend? I'm not saying I'm just saying.

And it was more lile 8 racks but I had to dispute some and pay the rest. Parking tickets never expire and some of these are from like 15+ years ago. I played the game with them like they did with me. When I was in tech school I would park on the street and forget to feed the meter and when I racked up enough tickets I would change the plates or sell the car. Its all game.
 

Emergency & I

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Oct 27, 2017
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Prop bet alert:
2:1 the OP is parked illegally at this very moment
8:1 the OP has parked twice, illegally, since writing the OP
 
OP
OP
Soapbox Killer
Oct 28, 2017
14,130
Eight thousand dollars? As in, $8,000? How in the fuck do they not come after you for that?

How do you even go about disputing a parking ticket from a decade ago?
Loophole 1. You can not lose your license or go to jail for parking tickets, moving violations only.

Also. Both traffic court and the parking authority are some of the most corrupt entities in the state. Growing up here in Philly only the "good ole boys" got the perks and the hook ups. My team broke that mold. To be fair this was years ago (pre kids) I'm not reckless like this anymore.
 

ginger ninja

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Oct 25, 2017
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$6000 in unpaid parking tickets yet I can't get my license.

Thanks for the motivation op, no offense but if someone like you is on the road I have no fucking excuse what so ever.
 

Mammoth Jones

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Oct 25, 2017
9,170
New York
sorta.


Sorry y'all I just left the gig.

First of all the PPA is a shithole of a organization that preys on the little guy. Look at the old Parking Wars show. That shit was for real.

Second look at the video in the link. Notice a trend? I'm not saying I'm just saying.

And it was more lile 8 racks but I had to dispute some and pay the rest. Parking tickets never expire and some of these are from like 15+ years ago. I played the game with them like they did with me. When I was in tech school I would park on the street and forget to feed the meter and when I racked up enough tickets I would change the plates or sell the car. Its all game.
I don't judge. I've paid nearly 1k myself just parking at the train station trying to get to work. Not enough spaces for the people living in the area that commute and folks sometimes park on the side when there's no available marked spots.

Not blocking traffic. Not impeding anything but near the end of the month those that park like that get a 75$ ticket. Thankfully enough people complained and they don't ticket if a car isn't blocking traffic anymore. Was just a shitty cash grab.
 
OP
OP
Soapbox Killer
Oct 28, 2017
14,130
what's the 192 that philadelphia scored on you
Operation: Live Stop ( 2002 ) they (the city) were stealing cars for nothing cause they were broke. I just got back from the navy and didn't know the new rules about some stupod yellow stick. A suspended license and $2500 later I stopped giving a fuck.

Stop and Frisk and " the soda tax " are also wins for the beast.