It's the weekend y'all getting your drank on?
Personally I either want some shitty pizza or some marina and breadsticks
Personally I either want some shitty pizza or some marina and breadsticks
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ResetEra Hangout [OT]The Bucket
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I want to watch one of the God is Not Dead movies but I don't want to spend the money on it.
Screw it. $15 for a laugh. Maybe I'll get into heaven.
edit: wow one minute in and this pretty warlike
edit 2: this Jesus power rock is amazing
edit 3: OMG a guy just got blown up and it's not even 15 min into the movie these Christian movies don't fuck around
edit 4: wow the only black character for real just got exploded damn this is real
edit 5: no Keaton come back to Christ or you're going to get blown up girl
Edit jesus: hell yes earnest Christian new age rock to bring Keaton back to the light don't let Satan take you girl
Edit Azrael: brooding Jesus guy is straight hammering drinks, did not expect this
Edit Azrael 2: OH NO JESUS GUY BLEW UP THE CHURCH why man you were the chosen one?!?!
Edit 9-ish: the strong white pastor is so conflicted it started playing woe is me baptist music. No shit. Joy cometh in the morning.
Edit 10: we are not 27 minutes in and the pastor has already broken down while jogging, and then it immediately cut to a woman trying her best to mack on said pastor in a restaurant Christians for real need the D
Edit 11: The board has decided Dave! God is for sell! Imminent domain! Should have voted for Trump you fucking liberal
This is probably the best movie I have seen in years
Edit 12: This pastor is either going to become Batman or Superman. Also God's lawyer is cool as fuck
Edit 13: for real if the pastor and this lawyer got it on it would be the best homo erotic scene I've watched in years. I mean they're practically best friends and seem made for each other. I am disappointed they're not hooking up.
Edit 14: oh shit it's his brother lol man I am a sick fuck
Edit 15: this murderous Jesus guy has painted on eye brows and he is like 19. Also Keaton girl believe in Christ girl come back to the light
Edit 16: yes pastor Dave and hot lawyer guy just saved the church. I feel so happy right now.
Edit 17: "here's the problem" is this lawyer's favorite line. "It will never make it to court". Prediction: in five minutes it makes it to court
Edit 18: It made it to court
Edit 19: Keaton baby he is not worth it! God did not answer you! You're going to die girl please come back to the light
Edit 20: YES Christian fight. You brought the fight to us Tom. You did this. Also man these guys really need to kiss. I mean stop teasing me already. Get it on.
Edit 21: oh wow the pastor guy just went off. He like straight up just tried to murder Jesus boy. Now Jesus boy is being arrested. This movie keeps getting better.
"God's not dead". in a text to Keaton.
John the Baptist is not unafraid of the son of God according to Jesus boy.
The blind receive their sight. The lame walk. The lepers are clear. MAGA!!!
Screw it. $15 for a laugh. Maybe I'll get into heaven.
edit: wow one minute in and this pretty warlike
edit 2: this Jesus power rock is amazing
edit 3: OMG a guy just got blown up and it's not even 15 min into the movie these Christian movies don't fuck around
edit 4: wow the only black character for real just got exploded damn this is real
edit 5: no Keaton come back to Christ or you're going to get blown up girl
Edit jesus: hell yes earnest Christian new age rock to bring Keaton back to the light don't let Satan take you girl
Edit Azrael: brooding Jesus guy is straight hammering drinks, did not expect this
Edit Azrael 2: OH NO JESUS GUY BLEW UP THE CHURCH why man you were the chosen one?!?!
Edit 9-ish: the strong white pastor is so conflicted it started playing woe is me baptist music. No shit. Joy cometh in the morning.
Edit 10: we are not 27 minutes in and the pastor has already broken down while jogging, and then it immediately cut to a woman trying her best to mack on said pastor in a restaurant Christians for real need the D
Edit 11: The board has decided Dave! God is for sell! Imminent domain! Should have voted for Trump you fucking liberal
This is probably the best movie I have seen in years
Edit 12: This pastor is either going to become Batman or Superman. Also God's lawyer is cool as fuck
Edit 13: for real if the pastor and this lawyer got it on it would be the best homo erotic scene I've watched in years. I mean they're practically best friends and seem made for each other. I am disappointed they're not hooking up.
Edit 14: oh shit it's his brother lol man I am a sick fuck
Edit 15: this murderous Jesus guy has painted on eye brows and he is like 19. Also Keaton girl believe in Christ girl come back to the light
Edit 16: yes pastor Dave and hot lawyer guy just saved the church. I feel so happy right now.
Edit 17: "here's the problem" is this lawyer's favorite line. "It will never make it to court". Prediction: in five minutes it makes it to court
Edit 18: It made it to court
Edit 19: Keaton baby he is not worth it! God did not answer you! You're going to die girl please come back to the light
Edit 20: YES Christian fight. You brought the fight to us Tom. You did this. Also man these guys really need to kiss. I mean stop teasing me already. Get it on.
Edit 21: oh wow the pastor guy just went off. He like straight up just tried to murder Jesus boy. Now Jesus boy is being arrested. This movie keeps getting better.
"God's not dead". in a text to Keaton.
John the Baptist is not unafraid of the son of God according to Jesus boy.
The blind receive their sight. The lame walk. The lepers are clear. MAGA!!!
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AAAH YESS, I remember when Pirate Bae drunkenly reviewed the twilight movies back in the day on the old forums
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AAAH YESS, I remember when Pirate Bae drunkenly reviewed the twilight movies back in the day on the old forums
I kind of want you dead every time I see you but then remember its just in our game of Mafia
Part of me is wondering if I should finish that Bibleman retrospective I started then realise not many people on ResetEra even read that
I assume the SNES version is better
the Genesis version is ass
btw where is the mafia thread?
Whatever you don't buy the Rocket Knight on Steam or Xbox Live
It's pretty fucking terrible, it leans too much on the nostalgia for the first game
and it should never be played on a KB/M
It's pretty fucking terrible, it leans too much on the nostalgia for the first game
and it should never be played on a KB/M
Yeah i wonder how they fucked it up so bad.
Im a fan of the first three games, up there as some of Konami's finest...well products ever.
I genuine wish there was some way Rocket Knight could get in Smash
Always been a dream of mine since Brawl
Always been a dream of mine since Brawl
No Keaton you're going to die
No pastor Dave
You're all going to die come back to Christ
No Keaton don't turn away from the church I am for real sad right now
Dammit this movie made me regretful for the church fuck
No pastor Dave
You're all going to die come back to Christ
No Keaton don't turn away from the church I am for real sad right now
Dammit this movie made me regretful for the church fuck
I am buying all of the God is not Dead movies this shit rocked
Seriously these movies are the shit
Seriously these movies are the shit
A Harold Cronk film baby
Pure Flix
Kevin Sorbo
This is probably the best movie ever made
God's not dead
Ok so I am watching the first God is not Dead movie and the star's name is for real Joss Whedon
Pure Flix
Kevin Sorbo
This is probably the best movie ever made
God's not dead
Ok so I am watching the first God is not Dead movie and the star's name is for real Joss Whedon
God has blessed cinematic glory for all who wield that name
I love how the trailer is the less insane part of this story.
I did have a dream where I went to see Fast and Furious and they got into car legal problems, and guess who waltz into courtroom?
"I'm who you call...when you can't call anyone else"
ENTER SAUL covered the screen as he had a bunch of action scenes and breaking bones with a briefcase and shit. It was the hypest WTF dream product I've ever ad.
Pls god almighty pls god
pls stahp with grimdark metroidvania games pls
I realize that Hollow Knight was good and that Dead Cells was good
but good god almighty not every metroidvania needs to be RNG'd and grimdark'd
RNG fucked me in CHASM (The gear puzzle)
pls stahp with grimdark metroidvania games pls
I realize that Hollow Knight was good and that Dead Cells was good
but good god almighty not every metroidvania needs to be RNG'd and grimdark'd
RNG fucked me in CHASM (The gear puzzle)
Just stop with Metroidvanias. It isn't a selling point anymore when there are a number of them now.
Chasm wasn't terrible at all, just when you rogue like the shit out of your game, the puzzle fuckery tends to be worse then usual
that gear puzzle is infuriatingly bad
I got my money's worth out Dead Cells
that gear puzzle is infuriatingly bad
I got my money's worth out Dead Cells
Hell yes there is a Christian Mingle movie on Netflix, but I kind of want to watch the God is not Dead series in its entirety now. Decisions.
Edit: sweet, God is not Dead: Let There be Light is free on Amazon. Haha Sean Hannity's name is in the credits while Christian rap bangs yo
Kevin Sorbo's book: Aborting God
His opponents in some weird college (?) debate: A Return to Faith
I am not sure who would be the Christian if this was Obi Won vs Anakin.
Aww the sad atheist watching TV alone at night, bourbon in hand, actually said "living the dream". Haha. I couldn't make this shit up.
Yes I can already tell this guy is going to get into a drunken car wreck. Weird that his girlfriend is Russian. Seems to be a running thread with Republicans.
Edit: sweet, God is not Dead: Let There be Light is free on Amazon. Haha Sean Hannity's name is in the credits while Christian rap bangs yo
Kevin Sorbo's book: Aborting God
His opponents in some weird college (?) debate: A Return to Faith
I am not sure who would be the Christian if this was Obi Won vs Anakin.
Aww the sad atheist watching TV alone at night, bourbon in hand, actually said "living the dream". Haha. I couldn't make this shit up.
Yes I can already tell this guy is going to get into a drunken car wreck. Weird that his girlfriend is Russian. Seems to be a running thread with Republicans.
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Nah, t'was for my colon inflammation I've been having. Post-treatment I needed to be on cortisone, i'm almost done with that though.
What worries me is a potential relapse once i'm done...it kinda scares me.
Thank you c: Staying optimistic and positive though!
BUCKET HOTLINES ARE GOOD TO GO!
This operator is willing to take calls requests are another issue
This operator is willing to take calls requests are another issue
Iconic.
Dressed to suppress dressed to suppress dressed to suppress dressed to suppress all kinds of sorrow
SOR4's announcement feels like a fever dream, full stop.
Assuming it's not going to be available by the end of this calendar year, it will have been a quarter of a century since the last game was released.
That's just... mind-blowing, man.
Assuming it's not going to be available by the end of this calendar year, it will have been a quarter of a century since the last game was released.
That's just... mind-blowing, man.
Onimusha today too. What bizzaro awesome world did I wake up in today?
Legit did not know this, so I had to take a look... it's even releasing on Switch! Crazy.
I feel like getting Simon Belmont in Smash kicked off this recent retro trend, lol. Castlevania talk is all over the place and suddenly it's like I'm a kid again.
If someone out there is listening - Axelay II, please?
