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Lunar Wolf

Banned
Nov 6, 2017
16,237
Los Angeles
Robot Chicken:



From Rogue One:



From Revenge of the Sith's Novelization:

This is when he starts killing the Separatist leaders.

"We were promised a reward," she gasped. "A h-h-handsome reward"
"I am your reward," the Sith Lord said. "You don't find me handsome?"



"You fought a war to destroy the Jedi." Vader stood above the shivering Neimoidian, smiling down upon him, then fed him half a meter of plasma. "Congratulations on your success."

...

The head of the Techno Union turned at his approach, cringing, arms lifted to shield his faceplate from the flames in the dragon's eyes. "Please, I'll give you anything. Anything you want!"
The blade flashed twice; Tambor's arms fell to the floor, followed by his head. "Thank you."


...

"The war is over-Lord Sidious promised-he promised we would be left in peace …"
"His transmission was garbled." The blade came up. "He promised you would be left in pieces."


Darth Vader likes making bad puns when he does a killing spree.
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