Rudy Giuliani apparently under investigation

[Shard Shinjuku]

Rudy Giuliani's financial dealings with two associates indicted on campaign finance-related charges are under scrutiny by investigators overseeing the case, law enforcement officials briefed on the matter said. W/
@evanperez

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[CHC]

 

[Howdyjacker]

Good. Lock that stupid fucker up.

 

[ThisThingIsUseful]

This is this story, right?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ws...s-of-violating-campaign-finance-rules.146165/

 

[Scrub Jay]

I'm going to laugh if his cronies paid for their plane tickets with checks signed by Rudy.

 

[Dennis8K]

Watch him quickly say or do something stupid to incriminate himself.

 

[Eagledare]

I mean, you can only confess to so many crimes on national television before you catch a charge.

 

[Capra]

The investigation consists of saying he's under investigation and then waiting for whatever incriminating texts he tweets to prove his innocence.

 

[Deleted member 22750]

 

[Mahonay]

Time to go on TV and admit to everything, again.

 

[Moppeh]

I can't wait to see the Gollum-esque texts to himself revealing more details of the conspiracy.

 

[VariantX]

He wasn't before???

Then again just put him in front of a camera and hell tell you everything he's doing

 

[Trouble]

Watch him quickly say or do something stupid to incriminate himself.

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That's a daily and sometimes hourly occurrence for Rudy.

 

[Greg NYC3]

Why do Trump's lawyers always need their own lawyers?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Though I'm sure that he is, I don't think this officially confirms it.

 

[Garlador]

This should get interesting...

Why do Trump's lawyers always need their own lawyers?

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It's how he improves his job numbers.

 

[anexanhume]

Turns out the gators weren't draining the swamp.

 

[Trouble]

Why do Trump's lawyers always need their own lawyers?

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Making
Attorneys
Get
Attorneys

 

[MasterYoshi]

Michael Cohen when he heard about this in prison:

 

[RoaminRonin]

"And I will be the hero! These morons—when this is over, I will be the hero," - Rudy Giuliani

Let's see Rudy, Lets fucking see...

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Someone edit Giuliani's face onto the 'everything is fine' meme

 

[RoaminRonin]

Michael Cohen when he heard about this in prison:

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Cohen is like : "why the fuck would you agree to be Trump's fixer?"

 

[Cat Party]

Time to go on TV and admit to everything, again.

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[Dennis8K]

His defense? 9/11

 

[Christian]

 

[AstronaughtE]

What a "hero."

 

[Surfinn]

Get this fuck in jail

 

[CallMeShaft]

As he should be.

When someone is constantly surrounded by burning buildings, eventually you have to question whether he's the arsonist.

 

[chadskin]

Trump with Giuliani, Parnas, Fruman and Pence

 

[Brinbe]

Hahahahaha

I don't know these guys! Fucking idiot.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

/bangs table

"Crimes! Crimes!"

 

[Tempy]

Barr will bail him out.

 

[Christian]

I'm just seriously in awe that no one has started looking into disbarment.

 

[thewienke]

Dude should have retired in 2001 and enjoyed those speaking engagement fees and book deals while sleeping soundly at night knowing that his legacy was generally viewed in a positive light.

I'm struggling to think of many other politicians with national recognition that have destroyed their legacy after leaving office.

 

[Trouble]

my name is paul manafort rudy giuliani and I fuckin love crimes

 

[RoaminRonin]

Rudy better have backup plans cause you knows he's getting thrown under the bus.

 

[Tawpgun]

I need that arrested development gif posted STAT

 

[Greigor the FellHand]

Barr will bail him out.

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Barr may be behind barrs in a few years

 

[Just_a_Mouse]

Put this asshole behind bars and see how quickly he starts talking.

 

[OneThirtyEight]

Is this about the fat free yoghurt?

 

[andymcc]

Dude should have retired in 2001 and enjoyed those speaking engagement fees and book deals while sleeping soundly at night knowing that his legacy was generally viewed in a positive light.

I'm struggling to think of many other politicians with national recognition that have destroyed their legacy after leaving office.

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From America's mayor to... Moscow's Mule. what a great legacy.

 

[Surfinn]

But he's been defending himself so well on TV

 

[devenger]

Watch him quickly say or do something stupid to incriminate himself.

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He had lunch with them 2 hrs before they tried to leave the country. He pre-incriminated himself.

 

[Landy828]

LOL, the pieces continue to fall into place.

 

[Yerffej]

I feel like Trump, the day he got in office, must have just started working on getting dirt on as many high profile GOPers as possible so they'd never flip on him the way any moderately intelligent person would by now.

 

[Shadybiz]

/bangs table

"Crimes! Crimes!"

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"CRIMES! CRIMES!"

 

[Blue Skies]

I feel like Trump, the day he got in office, must have just started working on getting dirt on as many high profile GOPers as possible so they'd never flip on him the way any moderately intelligent person would by now.

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Russia just handed him the files probably. Trump isn't capable of doing work himself.

 

[Temascos]

Court: Hello Mr Giuliani we -

Rudy: (Admits everything)

Court: Okay we can wrap this -

Rudy: You're misrepresenting my statement! What I said was - (Admits everything again while incriminating 20 more people and produces detailed receipts). There was no wrongdoing!

Media: Rudy "Did nothing wrong"

Court: Dang it.

 

[ianpm31]

Trump is throwing him under the bus like he does to everybody to save himself.

 

[Chucker]