I think I'm the worst pirate ever.
This morning I was heading to Sanctuary Outpost, to cash in a couple of pigs and chickens from a Repaers Mark merchant voyage. It was mostly an easy trip, I had to fight a kraken, but we all know it's easy to defeat even with a solo sloop.
So I'm near the outpost when I see another sloop harbored there. So I did what most pirates... don't. Circle around the island, both writing and saying that I don't want to fight but I will if I have to.
There was no movement but the stuff on my ship was far more valuable, to guess what the other player(s) do. So I sailed to behind the other ship and shot it a few times (cursed cannonball commendations, yay!). Because it was hit from the back it didn't start to sink, the damage was mostly mechanical and after about a dozen hits with still no movement I decided to take my chances and sailed into the harbor, close to the merchant.
There I saw the other player, he didn't move and was clearly AFK. I quickly ran back and forth, cashing in the pigs and chickens and while I was running with the last one he started moving! I was thinking that when he sees the damaged ship, me jumping in front of him and my sloop with the reapers flag there's going to be a fight but he just said hello and that he didn't hear me. So I cashed in the last chicken, greeted him back and said that I'm sorry, but his ship is probably slowly sinking. He said that I shoudn't worry about it, but I felt bad for doing this, so went back to my ship, took some wood and repaired his sloop. Then said goodbye and sailed away.
So yeah, I'm probably the worst pirate ever. :D